Yellow Submarine Quotes
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    11861
      Old Fred: Now whatever you do, don't touch that button!
      Ringo: Which button?
      Old Fred: That button.
      Ringo: This button?
      [presses the button and is ejected]
      Ringo: Aaaahhhhh!
      Old Fred: That was the panic button.
      11860
        Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
        Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
        Paul: University then.
        Ringo: University of "Wales".
        John: They look like drop-outs to me.
        11859
          John: Break the glass.
          George: We can't!
          Paul: It's Beatle-proof.
          John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!
          11858
            Ringo: Cor! It's all a load of Father Xmas's.
            Paul: No, that's Father Time.
            Ringo: How'd you know that?
            Paul: Well, I read it in a book once.
            11857
              John: [Frankenstein's monster has turned into John Lennon] Hey, Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream.
              Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Now listen to old Fred.
              Old Fred: [speaking gibberish] Submarine! Explosions! Blue Meanies!
              [calmer]
              Old Fred: What do you think?
              John: [to Ringo] I think he needs a rehearsal.
              11856
                Ringo: Nothing ever happens to me. I'd jump in the river Mersey... but it looks like rain.
                11855
                  Ringo: And we're not subscribers.
                  11854
                    Chief Meanie: Let us not forget that Heaven is blue...
                    [screaming]
                    Chief Meanie: TOMORROW, THE WORLD!
                    11853
                      Chief Meanie: Are the troops in readiness?
                      Max: No, Your Blueness.
                      Chief Meanie: The bonkers?
                      Max: Nope.
                      Chief Meanie: Clowns?
                      Max: No.
                      Chief Meanie: Snapping Turks?
                      Max: No.
                      Chief Meanie: Anti-music missiles?
                      Max: No.
                      Chief Meanie: The dreadful flying glove?
                      Max: No!
                      Chief Meanie: Splendid! Today... Pepperland goes blue-y...!
                      11852
                        Lord Mayor: Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers
                        Old Fred: A quartet?
                        Lord Mayor: And four mothers
                        Old Fred: Another quartet?
                        Lord Mayor: Made their way in this yellow submarine...
                        Old Fred: What, that little thing?
                        Lord Mayor: ...to Pepperland.
                        11851
                          George: Hey, he looks wrong.
                          Paul: He doesn't look at all well.
                          George: In fact, he's horrible.
                          John: He's so ugly.
                          All: REALLY UGLY!
                          11850
                            [George tries to fix the sub's motor, receiving a huge electric shock instead]
                            Old Fred: What do you think?
                            George: I think I burnt me finger.
                            11849
                              Lord Mayor: Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers
                              Old Fred: A quartet?
                              Lord Mayor: And four mothers
                              Old Fred: Another quartet?
                              Lord Mayor: Made their way in this yellow submarine...
                              Old Fred: What, that little thing?
                              Lord Mayor: ...to Pepperland.
                              11848
                                George: Hey, it's seen us! Find the boxing button!
                                Paul: Whoever heard of a "boxing button"?
                                John: Who cares! Find one!
                                11847
                                  Ringo: George, what are you doing up there?
                                  George: [driving in Ringo's car] Now, what is it, Ringo? Is it a matter you want to take up... or down?
                                  Ringo: [indicating Fred] This chap, here.
                                  Old Fred: [crazy gibberish] Submarines! Explosions!
                                  Ringo, Old Fred, John: Blue Meanies!
                                  George: Aww, you're nuts, the pair of ya.
                                  [drives off]
                                  Ringo: Hey, that's my car, lad.
                                  George: How do you know it's your car, lad?
                                  Ringo: I know it anywhere. Red with yellow wheels.
                                  [the car changes colors]
                                  Ringo: I mean... blue with orange wheels.
                                  [the car changes colors again]
                                  George: It's all in the mind.

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                                  11846
                                    Old Fred: "H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent,'" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help!"
                                    11845
                                      Old Fred: You've got to steer clear.
                                      Ringo: Steer clear?
                                      Old Fred: Yes, steer. Clear?
                                      Ringo: Yes, dear.
                                      11844
                                        Chief Meanie: Ah, the hills are alive...
                                        Max: [sings] ... with the sound of music!
                                        Chief Meanie: [Punches Max] Who did it? Who is responsible for this?
                                        Max: Rimsky-Korsakov?
                                        [Chief Meanie shoots him, Blue Menial #3 stomps him into ground]
                                        Max: [Poking his head up from ground] Guy Lombardo?
                                        11843
                                          Chief Blue Meanie: [as Blue Minions are routed] You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards!
                                          11842
                                            [in the Sea of Holes]
                                            John: This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.