Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin Quotes
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      Tigger: "One for the money, two for the show, three because uh--uh, comes before four, and here we go!"
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        Owl and Pooh:
        Owl: "Aha! I've discovered where he went! An O, another O, and..." (gasps) "Oh, my!"
        Pooh: "What is it, Owl? Where is it?"
        Owl: "Somewhere bad!"
        Pooh: "How bad?"
        -Owl and Pooh
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          Eeyore:
          Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.
          -Eeyore
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            Owl:
            On a scale of 1 to 10..." (blackout) "It's not good!
            -Owl
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              Christopher Robin:
              You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
              -Christopher Robin
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                Tigger (talking to his tail):
                What's the matter with you? Being a second-rate bouncer is NOT what tiggers like best!
                -Tigger (talking to his tail)
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                  Tigger and his friends (after they hear the growl):
                  Tigger: "I say it's a...big old, bucky-eyed, saber-toothy skullasaurus!"
                  Everyone else: "SKULLASAURUS?!"
                  -Tigger and his friends (after they hear the growl)
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                    Christopher Robin:
                    It's the sound of a rumbling tumbly, a hungry for honey...Pooh Bear!
                    -Christopher Robin
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                      Rabbit (after his map tears in half):
                      "Wah! Oh no! The map! Get the map! With only half a map, we-we're less than nowhere!"
                      -Rabbit (after his map tears in half)
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                        Owl and Pooh:
                        Owl: "He has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L!" (gasps) "Skull!" Pooh: (in a funny voice) "Skull? What sort of place is that?"
                        -Owl and Pooh
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                          Pooh:
                          So it is! It's first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatety mornings, and toasting marshmallow evenings, and best of all, leaping into LEAVES!
                          -Pooh
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                            Tigger (after pushing Rabbit and the honey down):
                            Why of course it's mine! It's got my name scribbled all over it! T-I-double GUH..." (eats a handful of honey, then finds it gross) "Honey? Yeeeuck! P-tooey! Blah! Tiggers do *not* like honey.
                            -Tigger (after pushing Rabbit and the honey down)
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                              Piglet and Pooh:
                              Piglet: "May we be coming down soon?" (the butterflies start releasing him and flying away)
                              Pooh: "I believe so, Piglet."
                              Piglet: "Uh, how soon?"
                              Pooh (as he and Piglet start falling) "Very."
                              -Piglet and Pooh
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                                Narrator:
                                Once--upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy...and a bear.
                                -Narrator
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                                  Tigger Piglet:
                                  'Don't worry, Piglet. There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.' 'Oh?' 'Except for the splat at the end that's practically similar.'
                                  -Tigger Piglet
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                                    Pooh:
                                    You're smarter when you're pink.
                                    -Pooh
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                                      Winnie the Pooh:
                                      Today is a good day for being Pooh...
                                      -Winnie the Pooh
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                                        Rabbit:
                                        [singing] Never trust that thing between your ears. Brains will get you nowhere fast my dears. Haven't had a need for mine in years.
                                        -Rabbit
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                                          Rabbit:
                                          Rabbit: That Owl. I knew Skull had another Y in it.
                                          -Rabbit
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                                            Tigger:
                                            Look at the biceps on that bear. We don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.
                                            -Tigger