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    4514
      Mr. Garrison:
      ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
      -Mr. Garrison
      4513
        Satan:
        How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

        -Satan
        4512
          Saddam Hussein:
          Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
          -Saddam Hussein
          4511
            Cartman:
            It has Warped my fragile little mind.
            -Cartman