Uncle Buck Quotes
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      Miles: "Ouch, Your nails are digging into my arm god damn it"
      11533
        Buck: "Hope you're hungry, the waffles are outside I couldn't get them through the door."
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          "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." -Buck
          11531
            "I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm the uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!" -Buck
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              Bug: Ever hear of a "tune-up"? Mhe hehehe
              Buck: (mocking laughter) Ever hear of a ritual killing?
              Bug: I don't get it.
              Buck: Gnaw on her face in front of me like that again, and you'll be one. (mocking laughter)