Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore Quotes
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      That's funny--I dropped it on (points right with one hand) the other side, and it came out on (point left with other, at the same time) THIS side. Hmmm... I wonder if it would do it again.
      -Pooh, upon noticing the fir cone that he found reappearing from under the bridge
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        Narrator: "Without question, something was troubling Eeyore. And while his friends puzzled over his unusual behavior, Eeyore followed the stream back to his gloomy spot... which became even gloomier than usual."
        11516
          Tigger: "Grrr! Tigger's don't like Pooh Sticks!"
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            Rabbit: "Eeyore... what are you doing down there!?"
            Eeyore: "Give you three guesses."
            Pooh: "Fishing?"
            Eeyore: "Wrong."
            Roo: "Going for a sale?"
            Eeyore: "Wrong again."
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              Pooh: "Well... whoever lives here certainly takes a long time answering his door."
              Piglet: "Bu...bu...bu...but Pooh, isn't this your house?"
              Pooh: "Oh! So it is. Well, let's go in."
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                Pooh:
                Now then, Pooh, time for a little something!
                -Pooh
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                  the Narrator and Pooh:
                  Narrator: "Pooh hadn't gone very far when a very funny feeling began to creep over him. It began at the tip of his nose, and trickled all the way down to the soles of his feet as if someone inside him were saying..."
                  Pooh: "Now then, Pooh, time for a
                  -the Narrator and Pooh
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                    Pooh:
                    Many happy returns of the day, Eeyore!
                    -Pooh
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                      Narrator:
                      So Pooh had a little something...and then he had a little more...and a little more...until he had taken his last lick from the inside of the jar.
                      -Narrator
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                        Rabbit:
                        Tigger's SO thoughtless with his bouncing!
                        -Rabbit
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                          Eeyore:
                          Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.
                          -Eeyore
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                            Owl:
                            This reminds me of the party we once gave my Great Uncle Robert. He had just reached the ripe, old age of 103, although, of course, he would ONLY admit to 97.
                            -Owl
                            11506
                              Eeyore and Tigger, alternating:
                              Eeyore: "You bounced."
                              Tigger: "COUGHED!"
                              Eeyore: "Bounced."
                              Tigger: "COUGHED!"
                              -Eeyore and Tigger, alternating
                              11505
                                Owl:
                                It's easier if people don't LOOK while I'm writing.
                                -Owl
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                                  Tigger:
                                  Grrrrrr...Tiggers don't like Poohsticks!
                                  -Tigger