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    4413
      Smee, do something intelligent!
      -Hook
      4412
        Oh Rufio...why don't you suck on a dead dogs nose.

        -Peter-
        4411
          Peter: What do you want old man?
          Hook: Just you.
          Peter: You got me James Hook.
          4410
            Run Home, Jack. Run Home, Jack
            -Pirates Chanting
            4409
              Hook:
              (to pirates) Remember the fires in hell that spawned you!
              -Hook
              4408
                Thud (seeing Peter covered in vines):
                Who's the shrub?
                -Thud (seeing Peter covered in vines)
                4407
                  Peter Banning (to Tinker Bell):
                  (Tinker Bell has just thrown a bunch of pirates around.)

                  Are you related to Mighty Mouse?
                  -Peter Banning (to Tinker Bell)
                  4406
                    Peter Rufio:
                    Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.

                    Peter: Excuse me?

                    Rufio: We kill pirates.

                    Peter: I'm not a pirate. It just so happens that I'm a lawyer.

                    Rufio: KILL THE LAWYER!
                    -Peter Rufio
                    4405
                      Pirates:
                      Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook
                      -Pirates
                      4404
                        Rufio to Peter:
                        You know what my wish was? I wish I had a dad like you...
                        -Rufio to Peter
                        4403
                          Rufio:
                          You are the Pan ( in amazement). (Starts smiling) You can fly, you can fight, and you can (Crowing noise from Peter) crow. (Both bow to each other).
                          -Rufio
                          4402
                            Jack:
                            you can take things out of the oven, hit little sisters with them...
                            -Jack
                            4401
                              Tinkerbell:
                              *after breaking house and growing huge* Oh, dear me! I did it!
                              -Tinkerbell
                              4400
                                Lost Boys:
                                Rufio, Rufio, Ru - Fi - Oooooooooo
                                -Lost Boys
                                4399
                                  Capt. Hook:
                                  If he cant remember, the Lost Boys will jog his memory. Oh he will crow..he'll fight...he'l fly! And then.....He'll Die!!
                                  -Capt. Hook
                                  4398
                                    Peter (continued):
                                    ... & I never took drugs because I missed the 60's I was an accountant.
                                    -Peter (continued)
                                    4397
                                      Peter:
                                      Near sighted Gynecologist
                                      -Peter
                                      4396
                                        Peter:
                                        You're a complex Freudien hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and I don't know what I'm saying, because I never knew my mother
                                        -Peter
                                        4395
                                          Maggie:
                                          (to Hook) You're a very bad man who needs a mommy!
                                          -Maggie
                                          4394
                                            Hook:
                                            (with gun to his head) Smee...don't try and stop me, Smee...don't even try, Smee...Smee...Smee, stop me...Smee, get your ass over here and stop me!
                                            -Hook