Sixteen Candles Quotes
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      Samantha:
      I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

      -Samantha
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        Howard:
        Dong. Where is my automobile?

        -Howard
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          Samantha:
          Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

          -Samantha