Sixteen Candles Quotes
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      The Geek:
      Where the hell am I?

      -The Geek
      503
        The Geek:
        Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.

        -The Geek
        502
          Mike Baker:
          She's got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon.
          -Mike Baker
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            The Geek:
            Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

            -The Geek
            500
              The Geek:
              Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

              -The Geek
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                Howard:
                What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.

                -Howard
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                  The Geek:
                  I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
                  -The Geek
                  497
                    The Geek:
                    Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
                    -The Geek
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                      Ginny:
                      Darling is something bothering you? ...you're acting like... an asshole. And I think I know what it is.I think you're jealous that I'm getting married and that I'm getting all the attention.
                      -Ginny
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                        Long Duk Dong:
                        Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend.

                        -Long Duk Dong
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                          Long Duk Dong:
                          What's happenin' hot stuff?

                          -Long Duk Dong
                          493
                            Long Duk Dong:
                            Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
                            -Long Duk Dong
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                              Jake:
                              I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lokkin' at me.

                              -Jake
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                                Jock:
                                Maybe she's retarded
                                -Jock
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                                  Jake:
                                  I'm being serious, ok. She looks at me like she's in love with me.

                                  -Jake
                                  489
                                    Jake:
                                    It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out she really does think I'm a slime.

                                    -Jake
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                                      Long Duk Dong:
                                      No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

                                      -Long Duk Dong
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                                        Samantha:
                                        Thanks for getting my undies back.

                                        -Samantha
                                        486
                                          Randy:
                                          My brother paid a dollar last night to see your underwear.

                                          -Randy
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                                            Grandpa Fred:
                                            I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.

                                            -Grandpa Fred