Sixteen Candles Quotes
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      Nerds on school bus: *imitates laser gun shots* ha ha. score. a direct hit.
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        Grandpa:"Damn kids and their rock n roll"
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          Dad: We're eating at the Ricechex tonite
          Mom: Rischex
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            Ling Duk Dong: Lake! Big lake!
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              Caroline (to Farmer Ted): Now we're both on The Pill!!!
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                Caroline:
                I can name 20 guys who would kill to love me.
                -Caroline
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                  long duk dong:
                  OOOOOH Sexy girlfriend!!! Bon zie
                  -long duk dong
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                    Grandpa Howard & Grandma Dorothy:
                    Howard: What was his name? Well, what did he want?
                    Dorothy: ...Sex
                    -Grandpa Howard & Grandma Dorothy
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                      Grandma Helen:
                      Fred, leave her alone. You`ll make her tinkle.
                      -Grandma Helen
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                        long duk dong:
                        No more yanky my wanky... the donger needs food.
                        -long duk dong
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                          Mike:
                          I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves.
                          -Mike
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                            Samantha:
                            I can't believe I'm actually going to consume this school hamburger..
                            -Samantha
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                              Long Duk Dong:
                              AUTOMOBILE...?
                              -Long Duk Dong
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                                Caroline:
                                Don't be such a poop.
                                -Caroline
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                                  The Geek:
                                  This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.

                                  -The Geek
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                                    Samantha:
                                    I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

                                    -Samantha
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                                      The Geek:
                                      I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.

                                      -The Geek
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                                        Grandma Helen:
                                        Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.

                                        -Grandma Helen
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                                          Ginny:
                                          I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.

                                          -Ginny
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                                            Caroline:
                                            I'll, uh, tell you where you are if you tell me who you are.

                                            -Caroline