524
Nerds on school bus: *imitates laser gun shots* ha ha. score. a direct hit.
523
Grandpa:"Damn kids and their rock n roll"
522
Dad: We're eating at the Ricechex tonite
Mom: Rischex
Mom: Rischex
521
Ling Duk Dong: Lake! Big lake!
520
Caroline (to Farmer Ted): Now we're both on The Pill!!!
519
Caroline:
I can name 20 guys who would kill to love me.
-Caroline
-Caroline
518
long duk dong:
OOOOOH Sexy girlfriend!!! Bon zie
-long duk dong
-long duk dong
517
Grandpa Howard & Grandma Dorothy:
Howard: What was his name? Well, what did he want?
Dorothy: ...Sex
-Grandpa Howard & Grandma Dorothy
Dorothy: ...Sex
-Grandpa Howard & Grandma Dorothy
516
Grandma Helen:
Fred, leave her alone. You`ll make her tinkle.
-Grandma Helen
-Grandma Helen
515
long duk dong:
No more yanky my wanky... the donger needs food.
-long duk dong
-long duk dong
514
Mike:
I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves.
-Mike
-Mike
513
Samantha:
I can't believe I'm actually going to consume this school hamburger..
-Samantha
-Samantha
512
Long Duk Dong:
AUTOMOBILE...?
-Long Duk Dong
-Long Duk Dong
511
Caroline:
Don't be such a poop.
-Caroline
-Caroline
510
The Geek:
This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
-The Geek
-The Geek
509
Samantha:
I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
-Samantha
-Samantha
508
The Geek:
I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
-The Geek
-The Geek
507
Grandma Helen:
Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
-Grandma Helen
-Grandma Helen
506
Ginny:
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.
-Ginny
-Ginny
505
Caroline:
I'll, uh, tell you where you are if you tell me who you are.
-Caroline
-Caroline
