32361
Happy Gilmore:
You want a piece of me, pal?
Bob Barker:
I don't want a piece, I want the whole thing!
11348
Mr. Larsen: That's two thus far Shooter.
Shooter: So you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larsen: And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot.
The crowd: Oooooh. Run Shooter.
Shooter: So you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larsen: And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot.
The crowd: Oooooh. Run Shooter.
11347
Jeering Man: Hey Gilmore, you suck you jackass.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal.
Bob Barker: It's The Price is Right Happy.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal.
Bob Barker: It's The Price is Right Happy.
11346
Happy Gilmore: That guy is driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole.
11345
Bob Barker: This guy sucks.
11344
Shooter: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay.
11343
Happy To Bob Barker:
Now your'e gonna get it, Bobby!!!
-Happy To Bob Barker
-Happy To Bob Barker
11342
Happy:
-high pitched voice- somebodys closer!
-Happy
-Happy
11341
Happy:
YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
-Happy
-Happy
11340
Bob Barker:
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
-Bob Barker
-Bob Barker
11339
Grandma and Happy:
So tell me, how's that nice girlfriend of yours?"
"Oh, she got hit by a car she's dead.
-Grandma and Happy
"Oh, she got hit by a car she's dead.
-Grandma and Happy
11338
Happy:
Golf is for people with goofy pants and fat A$$es. you should talk to my neighbor. Huge A$$.
-Happy
-Happy
11337
Shooter's Assistant:
You may as well buy some lotion Gilmore cuz you're never gonna get out of that sand ya jackass!
-Shooter's Assistant
-Shooter's Assistant
11336
Happy and Virginia:
Happy: I am a hockey Player!
Virginia: Really? What team do you play for?
-Happy and Virginia
Virginia: Really? What team do you play for?
-Happy and Virginia
11335
Shooter's friend:
You will not make this putt Jack@ss!!
-Shooter's friend
-Shooter's friend
11334
Happy to Bob Barker:
The Price is wrong B*tch!!!
-Happy to Bob Barker
-Happy to Bob Barker
11333
Meesta meesta lady:
Meesta Meesta Get me outa here!!!
-Meesta meesta lady
-Meesta meesta lady
11332
Happy:
What? Freinds listen to endless love in the dark....
-Happy
-Happy
11331
Happy and shooter:
Shooter: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast in the morning.
Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning?
Shooter: No!
-Happy and shooter
Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning?
Shooter: No!
-Happy and shooter
11330
Happy:
Who wants to try to out drive the golf ball wacker guy?
-Happy
-Happy
