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      Brodie & Jay:
      - You know about this game show they got goin' on here? We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.
      - Is that it? We were gonna do that anyway.
      -Brodie & Jay
      11254
        Ivannah, Brodie & T.S. Quint:
        - Fucussa.
        - That's what I was thinking.
        - She said 'focus'.
        -Ivannah, Brodie & T.S. Quint
        11253
          Brodie & T.S.:
          - That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
          - Too bad I'm not trying to marry you.
          -Brodie & T.S.
          11252
            Shannon Hamilton:
            Ah, 15. I thought she was 36!
            -Shannon Hamilton
            11251
              Tricia Jones & Brodie:
              - I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
              - Hey, now, be fair. EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
              -Tricia Jones & Brodie
              11250
                T.S. & Jay:
                - What's he doing?
                - Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.
                -T.S. & Jay
                11249
                  Brodie:
                  Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.
                  -Brodie
                  11248
                    Brodie:
                    Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass - or sticking my hand in it.
                    -Brodie
                    11247
                      Brodie to Silent Bob & Jay:
                      - The force is strong with this one.
                      - Dude, don't encourage him.

                      -Brodie to Silent Bob & Jay
                      11246
                        Ivannah & Brodie:
                        - Free your minds.
                        - I'd like to free something...
                        -Ivannah & Brodie
                        11245
                          T.S. & Shannon:
                          - Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The customer is always right?"
                          - Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little secret, okay. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE!
                          -T.S. & Shannon
                          11244
                            Stan Lee:
                            You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.
                            -Stan Lee
                            11243
                              Brodie:
                              Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.
                              -Brodie
                              11242
                                Gwen & T.S.:
                                - I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
                                - What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
                                -Gwen & T.S.
                                11241
                                  Brodie & Gwen:
                                  - The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach.
                                  - Shannon Hamilton?
                                  -Brodie & Gwen
                                  11240
                                    Rene & Brodie:
                                    - Do you really wanna know?
                                    - I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role of concerned guy.
                                    -Rene & Brodie
                                    11239
                                      William Black:
                                      You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.

                                      -William Black
                                      11238
                                        William Black & Rene:
                                        - Brenda?
                                        - [hitting him] DICK.
                                        -William Black & Rene
                                        11237
                                          Willam and the kids:
                                          Girl: Its a scooner!
                                          Willam: you dumb brat its a sailboat
                                          Boy: A scooner is a sailboat stupidhead
                                          Willam: you know what? there is no easter bunny. That is just a guy in a suit.

                                          -Willam and the kids
                                          11236
                                            Shannon and Brody:
                                            Shannon: I use that to F*ck them in a very uncomfortable place.
                                            Brody: what Like in the back of a volkswagon?

                                            -Shannon and Brody