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    11275
      Brody: "Want a chocolate covered Pretzel?"
      11274
        Shannon:*bumps into Brodie* "What, You wanna say something?"
        Brodie: "Yeah, about a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for You to understand them all"
        11273
          Brody: Say Mr. Svenning, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
          11272
            Brody: You know the rule of my comics, touch not less yee be touched.
            11271
              Jay: Fly Fatass Fly!
              11270
                Brodie:
                I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath insues.
                -Brodie
                11269
                  Brodie:
                  That kid is back on the escalator again.
                  -Brodie
                  11268
                    Jay:
                    SNOOTCHIE NOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
                    -Jay
                    11267
                      Jay to willam:
                      Jay:Man, all you need to do is smoke a fattie, and you'll be seein a sailboat, an ocean and mabye two of those hot, big titted mermaids doin that lesbian s*it
                      -Jay to willam
                      11266
                        Shannon and Brodie:
                        Shannon:I'm A rebound guy. I pick up chicks that are coming off of a dissapointing relationship and f*** them in a very uncomfortable place.
                        Brodie:Where? Like the back of a Volkswagon?
                        -Shannon and Brodie
                        11265
                          Jay to Silent Bob:
                          "Where do you get those wonderfull toys?"
                          (kisses silent bob on the cheek)
                          -Jay to Silent Bob
                          11264
                            Brandie and BRodie:
                            Brandie: 2nd Suiter, if we were making whoopie...
                            Brodie: What like F@cking?

                            -Brandie and BRodie
                            11263
                              Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie:
                              Brandi: suiter number three? Is your kiss soft or like a jackhammer?

                              Gil Hicks: I'd say like a jackhammer. I am in there with some pressure and when I am done, You're changed.

                              Brodie: Where do you come up with this Sh*T!
                              -Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie
                              11262
                                Brodie & T.S.:
                                - There is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss.
                                - What? Ritual suicide?
                                -Brodie & T.S.
                                11261
                                  Walt & Brodie:
                                  - Tell him, Steve-Dave.
                                  - F#@k you, Fanboy.

                                  -Walt & Brodie
                                  11260
                                    Steve-Dave & Brodie:
                                    - I was warned about you. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall.
                                    - Warned? What the f#@k are you talking about?
                                    -Steve-Dave & Brodie
                                    11259
                                      T.S. Quint:
                                      Can you two testosterone-seething, he-man, comic book fans finish up with this display of tough guy back-and-forth? I have some questions that need answering.
                                      -T.S. Quint
                                      11258
                                        Brodie & Rene:
                                        - Did you see that shit? You call that romance?
                                        - I call that illegal.
                                        -Brodie & Rene
                                        11257
                                          T.S. Quint to Jay and Silent Bob:
                                          - You two up for getting stoned?
                                          - Look who you're asking!

                                          -T.S. Quint to Jay and Silent Bob
                                          11256
                                            Stan Lee & Brodie:
                                            - They look happy, don't they?
                                            - What, the bras?
                                            -Stan Lee & Brodie