11235
Claire:
Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
-Claire
-Claire
11234
Ronna and Todd:
- I need a favor.
- Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
-Ronna and Todd
- Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
-Ronna and Todd
11233
Zack:
Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.
-Zack
-Zack
11232
Mannie:
So... what are we doing for New Years?
-Mannie
-Mannie
11231
Claire & Todd:
- No.
- No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
-Claire & Todd
- No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
-Claire & Todd
11230
Female shopper & Ronna:
- Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
- Look how far it got you.
-Female shopper & Ronna
- Look how far it got you.
-Female shopper & Ronna
11229
Claire & Ronna:
- You're making me an accessory!
- Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.
-Claire & Ronna
- Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.
-Claire & Ronna
11228
Adam:
Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
-Adam
-Adam
11227
Marcus:
I'm not a bathroom attendant!
-Marcus
-Marcus
11226
Todd:
It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry.
-Todd
-Todd
11225
Zack & Adam:
- I need to bathe in sin.
- With me, or one of your other boyfriends?
-Zack & Adam
- With me, or one of your other boyfriends?
-Zack & Adam
11224
Ronna:
Show me your tits.
-Ronna
-Ronna
11223
Tiny:
WHO DA F#@K WE RUNNIN' FROM?
-Tiny
-Tiny
11222
Todd & Ronna:
- Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
- And here I thought you just gave me head.
-Todd & Ronna
- And here I thought you just gave me head.
-Todd & Ronna
11221
Singh:
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
-Singh
-Singh
11220
Simon Baines:
They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
-Simon Baines
-Simon Baines
11219
Simon & Marcus:
- He's a good guy.
- Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
-Simon & Marcus
- Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
-Simon & Marcus
11218
Burke & Ronna:
- I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
- Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
-Burke & Ronna
- Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
-Burke & Ronna
11217
Tiny & Marcus:
- Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
- Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
-Tiny & Marcus
- Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
-Tiny & Marcus
11216
Marcus:
Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?
-Marcus
-Marcus
