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    11235
      Claire:
      Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
      -Claire
      11234
        Ronna and Todd:
        - I need a favor.
        - Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
        -Ronna and Todd
        11233
          Zack:
          Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.

          -Zack
          11232
            Mannie:
            So... what are we doing for New Years?

            -Mannie
            11231
              Claire & Todd:
              - No.
              - No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?

              -Claire & Todd
              11230
                Female shopper & Ronna:
                - Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
                - Look how far it got you.
                -Female shopper & Ronna
                11229
                  Claire & Ronna:
                  - You're making me an accessory!
                  - Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.

                  -Claire & Ronna
                  11228
                    Adam:
                    Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
                    -Adam
                    11227
                      Marcus:
                      I'm not a bathroom attendant!

                      -Marcus
                      11226
                        Todd:
                        It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry.
                        -Todd
                        11225
                          Zack & Adam:
                          - I need to bathe in sin.
                          - With me, or one of your other boyfriends?

                          -Zack & Adam
                          11224
                            Ronna:
                            Show me your tits.
                            -Ronna
                            11223
                              Tiny:
                              WHO DA F#@K WE RUNNIN' FROM?
                              -Tiny
                              11222
                                Todd & Ronna:
                                - Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
                                - And here I thought you just gave me head.

                                -Todd & Ronna
                                11221
                                  Singh:
                                  Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
                                  -Singh
                                  11220
                                    Simon Baines:
                                    They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!

                                    -Simon Baines
                                    11219
                                      Simon & Marcus:
                                      - He's a good guy.
                                      - Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
                                      -Simon & Marcus
                                      11218
                                        Burke & Ronna:
                                        - I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
                                        - Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
                                        -Burke & Ronna
                                        11217
                                          Tiny & Marcus:
                                          - Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
                                          - Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
                                          -Tiny & Marcus
                                          11216
                                            Marcus:
                                            Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?

                                            -Marcus