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    11162
      Miriam:
      Why can't we be like other couples on their first date and go to a motel?
      -Miriam
      11161
        Miriam:
        Wine makes me feel very sexy.
        -Miriam
        11160
          Miriam:
          ...I tried to kill myself. At breakfast in the school cafeteria, I deliberately ate a 2nd helping of chipped beef on toast!
          -Miriam
          11159
            Miriam:
            Goodnight, Veroni comma Ralph.
            -Miriam
            11158
              Miriam:
              You couldn't get me on a 432. That's intention of breaking and entering. You'd never prove it!
              -Miriam
              11157
                Miriam:
                Listen, if I was gonna loiter, I'd loiter somewhere nice and warm, like a bus terminal.
                -Miriam
                11156
                  Miriam:
                  ...She lived a full and happy life right up to the day of her suicide.
                  -Miriam
                  11155
                    Miriam:
                    So there I was. Had again without being kissed.
                    -Miriam
                    11154
                      Miriam:
                      Even though he tried to avoid being seen with me, I was thrilled to be seen with him, although he was difficult to see.
                      -Miriam
                      11153
                        Miriam:
                        One night, he took me to a drive-in movie so I could explain the plot of Romeo & Juliet, and save him from reading it.
                        -Miriam
                        11152
                          Miriam:
                          I finally convinced him to overlook my looks and let me help him get a passing grade.
                          -Miriam
                          11151
                            Charlie:
                            Miriam Knight? She's a dog!
                            -Charlie
                            11150
                              Moose:
                              I'm 1st string, prob'ly all American, and he won't give me an automatic passing grade!
                              -Moose
                              11149
                                Miriam:
                                A guy can't kiss his mother and get away with it!
                                -Miriam
                                11148
                                  Miriam:
                                  What was I doing wrong? What was I doing right? What should I be doing -- if I knew how to do it?
                                  -Miriam
                                  11147
                                    Miriam:
                                    Fall semester was 4 weeks old and I hadn't been asked out on a single date. And this was at a school with 5,000 male students!
                                    -Miriam
                                    11146
                                      Fred:
                                      I think we ought to make our date for another night. Sometime... next semester.
                                      -Fred
                                      11145
                                        Miriam:
                                        The only person who ever asked me to go to bed was my mother.
                                        -Miriam
                                        11144
                                          Heidi:
                                          Would you stop that sneezing? It throws my timing off!
                                          -Heidi
                                          11143
                                            Heidi:
                                            I'm the only cheerleader who can do 35 flip-flops in a row!
                                            -Heidi