11182
Moose:
My name's Moose Myers. How'd you like to go out tonight, get it on?
-Moose
-Moose
11181
Surgeon:
Surgeon: Next. Next! Have somebody fill out the death certificate!
-Surgeon
-Surgeon
11180
Miriam:
I'm Miriam Knight. Remember?
-Miriam
-Miriam
11179
Miriam:
I told you one day you'd go after the wrong woman.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11178
Miriam:
When I thought about all the unhappiness I had gone through, I was determined to pay it back... with interest.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11177
Doctor:
You're just packaged differently now.
-Doctor
-Doctor
11176
Miriam:
All of a sudden, men are crawling all over the new me, and underneath I'm the same person I always was.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11175
Miriam:
I'm brand new! Okay, when do I turn back into a pumpkin? What's the catch?
-Miriam
-Miriam
11174
Herman:
It was, uh, great watching you drink your supper.
-Herman
-Herman
11173
Herman:
Anyway, we want you to be our Maid of Honor. That is, if you can ever walk again.
-Herman
-Herman
11172
Herman:
Miriam, give up. You've got to realize that you're a very plain girl and you've got to accept that, once and for all.
-Herman
-Herman
11171
Herman:
Miriam, good always comes out of bad.
-Herman
-Herman
11170
Herman:
You were just miscast. They shoulda gotten somebody, uh... good looking, like Elizabeth Taylor!
-Herman
-Herman
11169
Herman:
Hey, you know, for somebody who tried to kill himself, you look terrific!
-Herman
-Herman
11168
Herman:
I tried to get here sooner but I was too busy.
-Herman
-Herman
11167
Miriam:
After all, who'd want to make love to a mummy? Except a drunken Egyptian.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11166
Miriam:
The entire time I was in the hospital, I was haunted by scenes from college.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11165
Heidi:
Hello, Miriam. I see you got my opening night roses.
-Heidi
-Heidi
11164
Miriam:
In my case, the most flattering light would be black.
-Miriam
-Miriam
11163
Miriam:
Even though she's supposed to be pretty, I'll make the part believable.
-Miriam
-Miriam
