The Private Eyes Quotes
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    10901
      Inspector Winship:
      When you sealed Lord Morley's coffin, was he in it at the time?
      -Inspector Winship
      10900
        Mr. Tebit:
        The crypt was built to be unlocked from the inside.
        -Mr. Tebit
        10899
          Nanny:
          He claimed he had the power to return from the dead.
          -Nanny
          10898
            Dr. Tart:
            They say that wookalars have the power to return from the dead too.
            -Dr. Tart
            10897
              Inspector Winship:
              I'm telling you, there are no ghosts!
              -Inspector Winship
              10896
                Inspector Winship:
                That buzzard puss is backin' up on me.
                -Inspector Winship
                10895
                  Dr. Tart:
                  You ever had pudding with cat hair in it?
                  -Dr. Tart
                  10894
                    Dr. Tart:
                    She said, 'If you had another brain, you'd be lonely.'
                    -Dr. Tart
                    10893
                      Dr. Tart:
                      Hilda is dead and here's something to note, you can't bury her at sea cuz her bosoms will float.
                      -Dr. Tart
                      10892
                        Inspector Winship:
                        This place must be loaded with secret passages to spy on people.
                        -Inspector Winship
                        10891
                          Inspector Winship:
                          Haven't you ever seen a dead man before?
                          -Inspector Winship
                          10890
                            Doll:
                            There's one left to die, then my job will be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks.
                            -Doll
                            10889
                              Dr. Tart:
                              I think I saw a wookalar!
                              -Dr. Tart
                              10888
                                Doll:
                                This doll will self-destruct.
                                -Doll
                                10887
                                  Inspector Winship:
                                  I'm gonna kill you, one of these days!
                                  -Inspector Winship
                                  10886
                                    Inspector Winship:
                                    We've gotta get to Phyllis before that thing gets to her!
                                    -Inspector Winship
                                    10885
                                      Inspector Winship:
                                      Killer! Slot-machine freak!
                                      -Inspector Winship
                                      10884
                                        Inspector Winship:
                                        Dr. Tart's always being funny.
                                        -Inspector Winship
                                        10883
                                          Dr. Tart:
                                          Well, if you ever get killed again, be sure and call us.
                                          -Dr. Tart
                                          10882
                                            Phylis:
                                            Save your breath. It's about to be your last.
                                            -Phylis