The Private Eyes Quotes
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    10921
      Dr. Tart:
      We're the law and the order.
      -Dr. Tart
      10920
        Dr. Tart:
        Say, did you see the look of the Chief's face when we got called in to solve the Morley case?
        -Dr. Tart
        10919
          Phylis:
          Lady Morley never had children. Lord Morley never could do anything right!
          -Phylis
          10918
            Dr. Tart:
            Uh, that was a timegun. It goes off every hour.
            -Dr. Tart
            10917
              Justin:
              This is Detective Winship and this is Dr. Tart. They were in the yard.
              -Justin
              10916
                Nanny:
                This letter is signed Lord Morley... Lord Morley was dead at the time this letter was written.
                -Nanny
                10915
                  Justin:
                  The Morley's death was an accident. You are mistaken, gentlemen.
                  -Justin
                  10914
                    Inspector Winship:
                    I'll have to put a get-well card on the bottom of his cage.
                    -Inspector Winship
                    10913
                      Phylis:
                      There was a stipulation in the will that if I die, the jackpot - uh, fortune - is to be divided equally by the living members of the staff.
                      -Phylis
                      10912
                        Inspector Winship:
                        You better get a pigeon, in case we have to contact the Yard.
                        -Inspector Winship
                        10911
                          Phylis:
                          I suspect that they would like to see me dead.
                          -Phylis
                          10910
                            Phylis:
                            It would have been impossible for Lord Morley to have written that letter after his death... unless he was a ghost.
                            -Phylis
                            10909
                              Inspector Winship:
                              If you killed Lord Morley, would you write and ask someone to find the killer?
                              -Inspector Winship
                              10908
                                Dr. Tart:
                                Are you saying I killed Lord Morley?
                                -Dr. Tart
                                10907
                                  Hilda:
                                  Lord Morley gave me a promotion every week. He said I was the only maid he ever had who was full of bounce.
                                  -Hilda
                                  10906
                                    Nanny:
                                    It's a shame that accidents always happen to the wrong people.
                                    -Nanny
                                    10905
                                      Mr. Uwatsum:
                                      How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
                                      -Mr. Uwatsum
                                      10904
                                        Inspector Winship:
                                        For a short person, you have long sentences.
                                        -Inspector Winship
                                        10903
                                          Inspector Winship:
                                          Tea isn't supposed to foam.
                                          -Inspector Winship
                                          10902
                                            Phylis:
                                            Are you sure there was a body here?
                                            -Phylis