The Private Eyes Quotes

10921

Dr. Tart:

We're the law and the order.
-Dr. Tart

10920

Dr. Tart:

Say, did you see the look of the Chief's face when we got called in to solve the Morley case?
-Dr. Tart

10919

Phylis:

Lady Morley never had children. Lord Morley never could do anything right!
-Phylis

10918

Dr. Tart:

Uh, that was a timegun. It goes off every hour.
-Dr. Tart

10917

Justin:

This is Detective Winship and this is Dr. Tart. They were in the yard.
-Justin

10916

Nanny:

This letter is signed Lord Morley... Lord Morley was dead at the time this letter was written.
-Nanny

10915

Justin:

The Morley's death was an accident. You are mistaken, gentlemen.
-Justin

10914

Inspector Winship:

I'll have to put a get-well card on the bottom of his cage.
-Inspector Winship

10913

Phylis:

There was a stipulation in the will that if I die, the jackpot - uh, fortune - is to be divided equally by the living members of the staff.
-Phylis

10912

Inspector Winship:

You better get a pigeon, in case we have to contact the Yard.
-Inspector Winship

10911

Phylis:

I suspect that they would like to see me dead.
-Phylis

10910

Phylis:

It would have been impossible for Lord Morley to have written that letter after his death... unless he was a ghost.
-Phylis

10909

Inspector Winship:

If you killed Lord Morley, would you write and ask someone to find the killer?
-Inspector Winship

10908

Dr. Tart:

Are you saying I killed Lord Morley?
-Dr. Tart

10907

Hilda:

Lord Morley gave me a promotion every week. He said I was the only maid he ever had who was full of bounce.
-Hilda

10906

Nanny:

It's a shame that accidents always happen to the wrong people.
-Nanny

10905

Mr. Uwatsum:

How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
-Mr. Uwatsum

10904

Inspector Winship:

For a short person, you have long sentences.
-Inspector Winship

10903

Inspector Winship:

Tea isn't supposed to foam.
-Inspector Winship

10902

Phylis:

Are you sure there was a body here?
-Phylis

The Private Eyes (1980)