The Private Eyes Quotes
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    10941
      dr.tart:
      sucked the brains clean out of a pig (SNORT)
      -dr.tart
      10940
        Dr.Tart:
        that's why santa didn't make the rounds last christmas
        -Dr.Tart
        10939
          butler:
          walk this way
          -butler
          10938
            hunchback:
            neers neers ya standing in horse neers
            -hunchback
            10937
              letter:
              by the way you are standing in bull caa caa
              -letter
              10936
                Dr.Tart:
                throw him a chicken
                -Dr.Tart
                10935
                  attendant:
                  I say you got stuff all over ya face
                  -attendant
                  10934
                    Lord Morley:
                    I say, Victoria, no fair dozing before dinner.
                    -Lord Morley
                    10933
                      Lady Morley:
                      Why don't you try to do one thing in your lifetime right? It could be quite a challenge!
                      -Lady Morley
                      10932
                        Inspector Winship:
                        Let's go try to get some information out of these whackos.
                        -Inspector Winship
                        10931
                          Dr. Tart:
                          You can grunt if you want to, but I believe in wookalars.
                          -Dr. Tart
                          10930
                            Inspector Winship:
                            I wish you could find a cleaner way to send a message.
                            -Inspector Winship
                            10929
                              Inspector Winship:
                              Did you have to bring so many pigeons?
                              -Inspector Winship
                              10928
                                Inspector Winship:
                                You know, you're gonna be the death of me yet.
                                -Inspector Winship
                                10927
                                  Inspector Winship:
                                  This isn't one of your better inventions. Who ever heard of a gun that went off every hour?
                                  -Inspector Winship
                                  10926
                                    Attendant:
                                    You know who you are? You're the two idiots what got your picture in the newspaper.
                                    -Attendant
                                    10925
                                      Attendant:
                                      Lord Morley knew his cars and he was a good driver -- why he was a licensed driver!
                                      -Attendant
                                      10924
                                        Attendant:
                                        Well, they they go, Roy, the two idiots what's gonna leave their mark wherever they go.
                                        -Attendant
                                        10923
                                          Inspector Winship:
                                          If it hadn't been for your hairbrained ideas, we wouldn't have had to leave the States.
                                          -Inspector Winship
                                          10922
                                            Inspector Winship:
                                            Since I shot the chief in the foot with your stupid timegun, we're lucky he doesn't have us walking a beat.
                                            -Inspector Winship