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      Lola:
      I'm not a narc, I'm a virgin!
      -Lola
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        Travis W. Redfish:
        Alice Cooper? She's one of Charlie's Angels?
        -Travis W. Redfish
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          Travis W. Redfish:
          My bowling ball's frozen in a footlocker in Ohio.
          -Travis W. Redfish
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            Travis W. Redfish:
            Naked sailors that pass in the night are sometimes scared shipless.
            -Travis W. Redfish
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              Travis W. Redfish:
              Everything works if you let it.
              -Travis W. Redfish
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                Travis W. Redfish:
                Why is my life so much tougher than everybody else's?
                -Travis W. Redfish