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      Jack: (To Danny) "I'll be back...Ha! You didn't know I was going to say that, did you?"
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        Jack Slater: Who does the doctor treat in the hospital?
        Danny: Patients.
        Jack Slater: What is the sleeve of my jacket doing?
        Danny: Wearing thin.
        Jack Slater: Bingo!
        Danny (thinks about it for a second): Gee, that was a stretch.
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          Jack Slater:
          Hey Claudius, you killed my father... Big Mistake.
          -Jack Slater
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            Jack Slater:
            Drug bust? The only drugs you'll find in there are asprin, and if you touch that front door, you're gonna need them.
            -Jack Slater
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              Jack Slater:
              How exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I tear off both of your thumbs?
              -Jack Slater
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                Jack Slater:
                Do you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!
                -Jack Slater
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                  Jack Slater:
                  Tell me, why am I wasting time with dime store punks like you? when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers.
                  -Jack Slater