Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Quotes
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      Drunk Stewie:
      I don't know what you're talking about. I've never felt better.(he pukes on Brian)Okay.NOW, I've never felt better.
      -Drunk Stewie
      10723
        Peter:
        What? I just thought you go in the suit. Just like the astronauts.
        -Peter
        10722
          Stewie:
          No! No! I don't want to die! I want to live! Liiiiiiiiiiiive!
          -Stewie
          10721
            Peter:
            You know what really grinds my gears? People from the 19th Century. It's called an automobile.It's much faster than a horse.Get with the freakin' program!
            -Peter
            10720
              Chris:
              I did it! I found the cheese! Oh boy, cheese! I love you,cheese.
              -Chris
              10719
                Brian and Quagmire:
                *Brian* "Isn't there an O in country?" *Quagmire* "Nope"
                -Brian and Quagmire
                10718
                  Stewie Griffin:
                  I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet. Apparently you're about to do the same.
                  -Stewie Griffin
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                    Peter Griffin:
                    Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?
                    -Peter Griffin
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                      Gandhi:
                      ... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way.
                      -Gandhi
                      10715
                        Brian Stewie:
                        Brian: You're drunk! Stewie: You're sexy!
                        -Brian Stewie
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                          Horace Brian:
                          Horace: Hey, is he 18? Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21. Horace: Oh.
                          -Horace Brian
                          10713
                            lady Stork:
                            lady: Where's my baby? Stork: Sweety, you and me are going to make the baby
                            -lady Stork
                            10712
                              Peter Griffin:
                              Peter Griffin: For more about flatulence, you can visit my ass!
                              [Farts]

                              -Peter Griffin
                              10711
                                Scientist Walt Disney:
                                'Welcome Back,Mr. Disney.' 'Are the Jews gone yet?'' Uhh,no.' ' Put me back in!'
                                -Scientist Walt Disney
                                10710
                                  Peter&Quagmire:
                                  *Peter*Hey Quagmire, you got a winnabego.*Quagmire*You mean a wannabango.
                                  -Peter&Quagmire