The Brave Little Toaster Quotes
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    10541
      Air Conditioner: "ITS MY FUNCTIOOON!!"
      10540
        blankey:
        MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
        -blankey
        10539
          Mom:
          You forgot your sweater!!
          -Mom
          10538
            Kirby Air Conditioner:
            Kirby: Why don't you shut off? A.C.: Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?
            -Kirby Air Conditioner
            10537
              Kirby:
              You're insane!
              -Kirby
              10536
                Air Conditioner:
                I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I... I wonder if the kid was too short to reach my dials...

                -Air Conditioner
                10535
                  Plugsy:
                  Oh, many pardons. Was you watchin' that channel?

                  -Plugsy
                  10534
                    Radio and Lampy:
                    Radio: Look, Lampy, from here you can see the really BIG lamp. (sun) Lampy: WOW! I wonder where his switch is?

                    -Radio and Lampy
                    10533
                      Lampy:
                      He's such a baby...MA-MAAAA!!!!!
                      -Lampy
                      10532
                        Radio and TV:
                        Radio: Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!
                        TV: Why if it isn't ol' loud mouth!
                        -Radio and TV
                        10531
                          Radio Toaster Kirby:
                          The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
                          Toaster and Kirby: SHUT UP!

                          -Radio Toaster Kirby
                          10530
                            Radio:
                            I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
                            -Radio
                            10529
                              Radio:
                              I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.
                              -Radio
                              10528
                                Lampy:
                                Holy Mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb!
                                -Lampy
                                10527
                                  Air Conditioner:
                                  The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
                                  -Air Conditioner
                                  10526
                                    Radio:
                                    Good morning, good morning, gooooood morning!
                                    -Radio
                                    10525
                                      TV:
                                      This just in: Moonie's vacuums found to be uh... um... carcinogenic in recent lab tests. Big, big tumors on those rats. Bleagh! We've got photos to prove it, and I don't even wanna look at them. Uhh!

                                      -TV
                                      10524
                                        Zeke:
                                        Did I catch ya at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.
                                        -Zeke
                                        10523
                                          Radio:
                                          Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.
                                          -Radio
                                          10522
                                            Lampy:
                                            I remember the first time my bulb burned out. I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" And then the master gave me a new bulb... and I glowed.
                                            -Lampy