Toy Story Quotes
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    3805
      Woody:
      Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy, he's mine and no one is taking him away from me!
      Buzz:
      What are you talking about?
      3804
        Buzz Lightyear:
        You're mocking me, aren't you?
        -Buzz Lightyear
        Woody:
        Oh, no, no, no, no. BUZZ, LOOK AN ALIEN!
        Buzz:
        Where?
        Woody:
        Ba! Hahahahaha!
        3803
          Woody:
          Oh, you actually THINK you're THE real Buzz Lightyear?! And all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!
          -Woody
          3802
            Woody:
            STOPPIT!! STOPPIT, YOU BUNCH OF ZEALOTS!!
            -Woody
            3801
              Buzz:
              DON'T YOU GET IT??!! YOU SEE THE HAT??!! I AM...MRS. NESBIT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
              -Buzz
              3800
                Rex:
                I don't like confrontations!
                3799
                  Woody & Buzz:
                  BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! Where?! Bua Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
                  -Woody & Buzz
                  3798
                    Woody:
                    I've got a snake in my boot
                    -Woody
                    3797
                      Woody:
                      From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!

                      -Woody
                      3796
                        Alien:
                        I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.

                        -Alien
                        3795
                          Sid:
                          No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

                          -Sid
                          3794
                            Buzz:
                            How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets!

                            -Buzz
                            3793
                              Woody:
                              Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that...*whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!

                              -Woody
                              3792
                                Mr. Potato Head:
                                Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?

                                -Mr. Potato Head
                                3791
                                  Buzz:
                                  To infinity, and beyond!

                                  -Buzz
                                  3790
                                    Sid:
                                    Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach from children." Cool!
                                    3789
                                      Buzz:
                                      You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

                                      -Buzz
                                      3788
                                        Woody:
                                        You! Are! A! Toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!

                                        -Woody