Toy Story Quotes
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    3825
      Potato Head:
      That's MR. Potato Head to you, you backstabbin' murderer!
      3824
        Rex:
        (ROAR!) "Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
        -Rex
        3823
          Woody:
          And another thing: *stop* with this 'spaceman' thing! It's getting on my nerves!
          -Woody
          3822
            Woody:
            Somebody poisoned the water hole.
            -Woody
            3821
              Woody:
              Somebody poisoned the water hole.
              -Woody
              3820
                Woody and the Shark:
                Woody: "Hey, who's got my hat?"
                Shark: "Look! I'm Woody! Howdy-howdy-howdy!"
                Woody: (Laughing sarcastically, then snatching his hat away) "Gimme that!"

                -Woody and the Shark
                3819
                  Woody:
                  to Buzz: "That wasn't flying! That was falling...with style!"
                  -Woody
                  3818
                    Woody:
                    T-O-Y---TOY!
                    -Woody
                    3817
                      Woody:
                      You're my favorite deputy!
                      -Woody
                      3816
                        Woody:
                        Reach for the skyyy!
                        -Woody
                        3815
                          Alien dolls:
                          A stranger!" "From the outside." "*Ooh.*
                          -Alien dolls
                          3814
                            Sid:
                            Where are your rebel friends now?!
                            -Sid
                            3813
                              Sid's mom and Sid:
                              Sid! Your poptarts are ready!" "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
                              -Sid's mom and Sid
                              3812
                                Mr. Potatoe Head:
                                Ages 3 and Up"; it's on my box...."Ages 3 and Up". I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
                                -Mr. Potatoe Head
                                3811
                                  Squeaky Aliens:
                                  THE CLAAAAAAAW!!!
                                  -Squeaky Aliens
                                  3810
                                    Potato Head:
                                    What are you tryin' ta pull?
                                    Woody:
                                    Nothing!
                                    3809
                                      Potatoe Head and Hamm:
                                      P.H.: Hey, Hamm, look...I'm Picasso!
                                      Hamm: Eh, I don't get it...
                                      P.H.: You incultured swine!!......What are YOU lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
                                      (toy hockey puck shrugs)
                                      -Potatoe Head and Hamm
                                      3808
                                        Buzz:
                                        One minute you're defending the WHOLE galaxy...the next you're suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister...*chuckle*
                                        3807
                                          Buzz and Woody:
                                          Buzz: Well, although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not practiced on my planet.
                                          Woody: Oh...well, that's good...
                                          Buzz: But we're not on my planet...are we?
                                          Woody: Uh...no...
                                          -Buzz and Woody
                                          3806
                                            Buzz:
                                            (both looking through binoculars)
                                            Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?!
                                            Woody:
                                            THAT'S why: Sid!
                                            Buzz:
                                            Sure is a hairy fellow...
                                            Woody:
                                            No, NO! That's Scudd, you idiot. THAT is Sid!