Toy Story Quotes
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    3826
      Rex:
      I get so nervous before I travel.
      3825
        Potato Head:
        That's MR. Potato Head to you, you backstabbin' murderer!
        3824
          Rex:
          (ROAR!) "Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
          -Rex
          3823
            Woody:
            And another thing: *stop* with this 'spaceman' thing! It's getting on my nerves!
            -Woody
            3822
              Woody:
              Somebody poisoned the water hole.
              -Woody
              3821
                Woody:
                Somebody poisoned the water hole.
                -Woody
                3820
                  Woody and the Shark:
                  Woody: "Hey, who's got my hat?"
                  Shark: "Look! I'm Woody! Howdy-howdy-howdy!"
                  Woody: (Laughing sarcastically, then snatching his hat away) "Gimme that!"

                  -Woody and the Shark
                  3819
                    Woody:
                    to Buzz: "That wasn't flying! That was falling...with style!"
                    -Woody
                    3818
                      Woody:
                      T-O-Y---TOY!
                      -Woody
                      3817
                        Woody:
                        You're my favorite deputy!
                        -Woody
                        3816
                          Woody:
                          Reach for the skyyy!
                          -Woody
                          3815
                            Alien dolls:
                            A stranger!" "From the outside." "*Ooh.*
                            -Alien dolls
                            3814
                              Sid:
                              Where are your rebel friends now?!
                              -Sid
                              3813
                                Sid's mom and Sid:
                                Sid! Your poptarts are ready!" "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
                                -Sid's mom and Sid
                                3812
                                  Mr. Potatoe Head:
                                  Ages 3 and Up"; it's on my box...."Ages 3 and Up". I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
                                  -Mr. Potatoe Head
                                  3811
                                    Squeaky Aliens:
                                    THE CLAAAAAAAW!!!
                                    -Squeaky Aliens
                                    3810
                                      Potato Head:
                                      What are you tryin' ta pull?
                                      Woody:
                                      Nothing!
                                      3809
                                        Potatoe Head and Hamm:
                                        P.H.: Hey, Hamm, look...I'm Picasso!
                                        Hamm: Eh, I don't get it...
                                        P.H.: You incultured swine!!......What are YOU lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
                                        (toy hockey puck shrugs)
                                        -Potatoe Head and Hamm
                                        3808
                                          Buzz:
                                          One minute you're defending the WHOLE galaxy...the next you're suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister...*chuckle*
                                          3807
                                            Buzz and Woody:
                                            Buzz: Well, although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not practiced on my planet.
                                            Woody: Oh...well, that's good...
                                            Buzz: But we're not on my planet...are we?
                                            Woody: Uh...no...
                                            -Buzz and Woody