10374
dante and randal:
[dante]:but you hate people![randal]:but i love gatherings,isint it ironic.
-dante and randal
-dante and randal
10373
Randal to Dante:
Randal- "Some customer came in today refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for 3 hours yesterday."
Dante- "What did you do."
Randal- "I tore up his membership."
Dante- "Shocking abusing of authority."
-Randal to Dante
Dante- "What did you do."
Randal- "I tore up his membership."
Dante- "Shocking abusing of authority."
-Randal to Dante
10372
Randall:
Dun dun.Dun dun ddun.Salsa shark.
-Randall
-Randall
10371
Jay:
Noinge, noinge, noinge, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.
-Jay
-Jay
10370
Olaf:
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...BERSERKER.....WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING F**K BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Olaf
-Olaf
10369
Dante:
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!!! Hey you get back here!!
-Dante
-Dante
10368
Randal and dante:
Dante: Whats that?
Randal: hermphoditic porn Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame!
-Randal and dante
Randal: hermphoditic porn Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame!
-Randal and dante
10367
Dante & Veronica & Customer:
Dante: how many, how many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica: something like 36?
Dante: 37, is that including me?
Veronica: ummm 37?
Dante: 37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Customer: In a row?
-Dante & Veronica & Customer
Veronica: something like 36?
Dante: 37, is that including me?
Veronica: ummm 37?
Dante: 37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Customer: In a row?
-Dante & Veronica & Customer
10366
Dante, Jay, & William:
Dante: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Dante, Jay, & William
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Dante, Jay, & William
10365
Silent Bob:
You know there are a lot of women but not all of them cook you lasagna, most of them just cheat on you...
-Silent Bob
-Silent Bob
10364
Jay:
Olaf, Berserker, girls think sexy!
-Jay
-Jay
10363
Olaf:
.....MOSCOW!.....
-Olaf
-Olaf
10362
Crowd:
Cancer merchant, cancer merchant!
-Crowd
-Crowd
10361
Dante:
I'm not even supposed to be here today!...
-Dante
-Dante
10360
Randal:
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
-Randal
-Randal
