Clerks (1994)

Randal Graves: You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
Dante Hicks: Which ones?
Randal Graves: All of them.

Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass f*ck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after f*cking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal Graves: 37.

Randal Graves: Fine, just let me borrow your car.
Dante Hicks: Why should I loan you my car?
Randal Graves: I wanna rent a movie.
Dante Hicks: You wanna rent a movie?
Randal Graves: I wanna rent a movie!
Randal Graves: What's that for?
Dante Hicks: You work in a video store!

Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

Jay: Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts?

customer:"....thats why i manually masturbate caged animals for artifical insemenation"

customer:"do you guys sell hubcaps for a 72 pinto hatchback?....ohh mini trucker magazine"

customer:"lose the skates,dorthy hamill and open the store!!!"

Customer: Hey nice cat. Whats its name?
Randel: Annoying Customer.