Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Quotes
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      Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: [about the Szalinskis] "Weird family."
      Amy Szalinski: [about the Thompsons] "Weird family."
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        Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: "Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon."
        Wayne Szalinski: "Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere?"
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          Big Russ and Ron:
          "Big Russ: What's on this thing? Ron: Super glue. Big Russ: Super glue?!"
          -Big Russ and Ron
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            Ron Thompson:
            I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to rat on your own brother!
            -Ron Thompson
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              Russ:
              The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
              -Russ
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                Nick:
                I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
                -Nick
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                  Nick:
                  Oh I get it french class
                  -Nick
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                    Wayne and Diane:
                    Wayne: I shrunk the kids. Diane: What? Wayne: And the Thompson's kids, too. The're about this big. The're in the backyard. Diane: WHAT?! Wayne: I threw them out with the trash.
                    -Wayne and Diane
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                      Ron:
                      Were all the size of boogers!
                      -Ron