My Pet Monster: The Movie Quotes
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      Rod:
      This is crazy. It's a joke, right?
      -Rod
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        Melanie:
        Max. ...Your a monster!
        -Melanie
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          Max & Melanie:
          Max: What's for breakfest? Melanie: I'll let you know on the way to the museum. Max: But, I'm starving. Melanie: Were gonna have to take the shortcut. Max: Oh, no. I hate the SHORTCUT!
          -Max & Melanie
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            Max (in monster form):
            I'm Max Smith. ...Former boy.
            -Max (in monster form)
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              Carl and Stu:
              Stu: There's a dog on the back of the truck, Carl. Look. Carl: That's no dog, Stu. ...That's a mo-mo-mo... Stu & Carl: MONSTER!
              -Carl and Stu
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                Max (in monster form):
                Watch it Snyder! I BITE!
                -Max (in monster form)
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                  Snyder:
                  This is no BEDTIME STORY! This is FACT!
                  -Snyder