Wayne's World Quotes

3611

Garth:

(Holds up a box of condoms) "ribbed for her pleasure...ewwww!"
-Garth

3610

Garth:

Excuse me...I'd like to get by now.
-Garth

3609

Garth:

Hi. Doesn't it seem weird? I mean, why does this guy have contracts? You ever see the Twilight Zone episode where the guy signed a contract, and they cut out his tounge, and it wouldn't die? It just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tounges?
-Garth

3608

Wayne & Garth:

Garth "Party on Wayne"..........Wayne "Party on Garth"
-Wayne & Garth

3607

Wayne and Garth:

Schwing!!!!!
-Wayne and Garth

3606

Wayne:

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
-Wayne

3605

Wayne:

A gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone enough guns to necessitate a whole gun rack?
-Wayne

3604

Wayne:

I'd like the cream of sum-young-guy.
-Wayne

3603

Wayne:

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries...
-Wayne

3602

Garth:

Hey there Mr. Donut-head-man... look who'se comin' ta kill ya! I dunno, but ya better not...
-Garth

3601

Wayne:

If it's a severed head, I will be very upset...
-Wayne

3600

Garth:

Ribbed for her pleasure....ewwwww
-Garth

3599

Wayne and Garth:

WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT! WOOOOO!
-Wayne and Garth

3598

Wayne and Garth:

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
-Wayne and Garth

3597

Wayne:

ExSqueeze me? A baking powder?
-Wayne

Wayne's World (1992)