Wayne's World Quotes
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    3631
      Wayne:
      Wayne - "A shivinter says what?"
      Noah - "What?"
      Wayne - "A shivinter says what?"
      Noah - "What?"
      Wayne - "Exactly!"
      -Wayne
      3630
        Wayne:
        My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago..Excellent. Ok, I still live with my parents. Which I admit, is both bogus and sad, but I still know how to party... I've a lot of joe jobs, nothing I'd call a career.
        -Wayne
        3629
          Wayne:
          Car!
          [Car drives by.]
          Game on!
          -Wayne
          3628
            wayne campbell:
            No Stairway?
            Denied!
            -wayne campbell
            3627
              garth:
              did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny?
              -garth
              3626
                Benjamin Kane:
                I always knew you were small time.
                -Benjamin Kane
                3625
                  wanne to stacey:
                  a gun rack.......you bought me a gun rack.
                  -wanne to stacey
                  3624
                    garth:
                    If she were president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln!
                    -garth
                    3623
                      Wayne:
                      [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

                      -Wayne
                      3622
                        Garth:
                        Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

                        -Garth
                        3621
                          Benjamin:
                          Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by d
                          -Benjamin
                          3620
                            Glen:
                            Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

                            -Glen
                            3619
                              Wayne:
                              She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine.
                              -Wayne
                              3618
                                Garth:
                                [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

                                -Garth
                                3617
                                  Stacy (Wayne's ex-girlfriend):
                                  You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
                                  -Stacy (Wayne's ex-girlfriend)
                                  3616
                                    Cassandra:
                                    Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
                                    -Cassandra
                                    3615
                                      Old Man Withers:
                                      And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you snoopin' kids!

                                      -Old Man Withers
                                      3614
                                        Garth:
                                        LIVE IN THE NOW!!!!
                                        -Garth
                                        3613
                                          Garth and Wayne:
                                          Garth: I think we should go now. (Handed inspection card) Cool!
                                          Wayne: (Grabbing card) Cool!
                                          -Garth and Wayne
                                          3612
                                            Garth:
                                            I don't really have too much to say right now. What's that?
                                            -Garth