Galaxy Quest Quotes
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      Alexander:
      Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.

      -Alexander
      10051
        Gwen:
        Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay?

        -Gwen
        10050
          Mathesar:
          We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.

          -Mathesar
          10049
            Jason:
            Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
            [Alex hides his face in despair]
            Apparently not.

            -Jason
            10048
              Tommy:
              You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

              -Tommy
              10047
                Brandon:
                Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

                -Brandon
                10046
                  Guy:
                  I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.

                  -Guy
                  10045
                    Sarris:
                    How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
                    -Sarris
                    10044
                      Fred:
                      It's the simple things in life that you treasure.
                      -Fred
                      10043
                        Jason:
                        Never give up, never surrender.
                        -Jason
                        10042
                          Gwen and Jason:
                          Gwen: (watching Jason somersaulting dramatically) Does the rolling help?
                          Jason: Yep...
                          Gwen: Where's your gun?
                          Jason: (looks down at belt) Ah, shoot!
                          -Gwen and Jason
                          10041
                            Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander:
                            Gwen: (looking at little aliens) They must be the miners.
                            Fred: Yeah, they're only like...three years old...
                            Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS!
                            -Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander
                            10040
                              Jason and Tommy:
                              Jason: I'd like some help, guys!
                              Tommy: Well, go for its eyes! It's its most vulnerable spot!
                              Jason: Are you insane? It's a rock monster; IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!!!
                              -Jason and Tommy
                              10039
                                Alexander:
                                Oh, right! It's always about YOU, isn't it?
                                -Alexander
                                10038
                                  Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris:
                                  Jason: Ok, c'mon. This should be easy. This guy is as stupid as he is ugly.
                                  Gwen: Jason...?!
                                  Jason: Ok, Guy, fire everything we have at him, and that should just distract him enough.
                                  Gwen: Jason!
                                  Jason: Not now, Gwen! Just push a few buttons,....
                                  -Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris
                                  10037
                                    Gwen DeMarco and Guy:
                                    Guy: What is my name?
                                    Gwen: I...um...uh...
                                    Guy: You see? I'm just crewman number 7! I'm expendable!
                                    Gwen: You have a name, Guy...
                                    Gwen: (crying) DO I??!! DO I??!!...MOMMY....MOMMY!!!
                                    -Gwen DeMarco and Guy
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                                      Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane:
                                      Guy:(blubbering) I changed my mind, I wanna go back!
                                      Alex: After the fuss you made about being left behind?
                                      -Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane
                                      10035
                                        Jason and Tommy Webber:
                                        Jason: Tommy! We've got a boost button, don't we?
                                        Tommy: Oh, yeah! It's right here!
                                        Jason: Well, press it! Press it and hold it down now!
                                        Tommy: (presses it and goes into warp) WOOOOOOO!!!
                                        -Jason and Tommy Webber
                                        10034
                                          Alexander:
                                          I'm not going to say that stupid line ONE MORE TIME!!!
                                          -Alexander