Stand by Me Quotes
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      Chris:
      how do you know if a frenchman's been in your backyard?...your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant!
      -Chris
      3562
        Gordie:
        we're not taking him....nobody's taking him
        -Gordie
        3561
          Vern:
          you guys wanna go see a dead body?
          -Vern
          3560
            narrator:
            now he said "sick em boy", but what I heard was..."chopper, sick balls"
            -narrator
            3559
              chris and Gordie:
              JESUS!
              -chris and Gordie
              3558
                Chris:
                hey, at least now we know when the next train was due
                -Chris
                3557
                  Vern:
                  I don't like this man...sincerely
                  -Vern
                  3556
                    Chris:
                    skin it.....you can dodge it on the way back man, peace
                    -Chris
                    3555
                      Chris:
                      you wanna be the lone ranger or the cisco kid?
                      -Chris
                      3554
                        teddy:
                        about who would win out of mighty mouse and superman:

                        "but superman is a real guy...there's no way a cartoon could beat a real guy"
                        -teddy
                        3553
                          Chris:
                          You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
                          -Chris
                          3552
                            Teddy:
                            Come on Vern! By the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!
                            -Teddy
                            3551
                              Vern:
                              I brought the comb.
                              -Vern
                              3550
                                Vern:
                                Pez, Cherry flavored Pez!
                                -Vern
                                3549
                                  TEDDY:
                                  Okay. You guys can go round if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses half way across the state and back I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.

                                  -TEDDY
                                  3548
                                    CHRIS:
                                    Wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories that you can make up. An' he said: This is what we got for you, kid, try not to
                                    -CHRIS
                                    3547
                                      Gordie:
                                      Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?
                                      -Gordie
                                      3546
                                        Teddy:
                                        He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...

                                        -Teddy
                                        3545
                                          Chris:
                                          He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car...
                                          -Chris
                                          3544
                                            Vern:
                                            Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?

                                            -Vern