E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Quotes
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    3404
      Elliot:
      He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.

      -Elliot
      3403
        Keys:
        Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?

        -Keys
        3402
          Elliot:
          I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.

          -Elliot
          3401
            Elliot:
            The communicator? Is it still working?

            -Elliot
            3400
              Elliot:
              You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.

              -Elliot
              3399
                Mary:
                Of course he can talk.

                -Mary
                3398
                  Keys:
                  Elliot, that machine, what does it do?

                  -Keys
                  3397
                    Gertie:
                    Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

                    -Gertie
                    3396
                      Elliot:
                      A bald monkey?
                      -Elliot
                      3395
                        Michael:
                        Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.

                        -Michael
                        3394
                          Elliot:
                          But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

                          -Elliot
                          3393
                            Mary:
                            If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.

                            -Mary
                            3392
                              Michael:
                              Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.

                              -Michael
                              3391
                                Elliot:
                                It was NO iguana.

                                -Elliot
                                3390
                                  Michael:
                                  Maybe it was an iguana.
                                  -Michael
                                  3389
                                    E.T.:
                                    E.T. phone home.

                                    -E.T.
                                    3388
                                      Elliot:
                                      How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

                                      -Elliot
                                      3387
                                        Elliot:
                                        It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

                                        -Elliot
                                        3386
                                          Greg:
                                          Well, can't he just beam up?

                                          -Greg
                                          3385
                                            Elliot:
                                            He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.

                                            -Elliot