E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Quotes
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      Speak and Spell Voice box:
      Spell Nuisance (ET Presses the letters) X-W-V-U-A-F-P (ET Presses the Enter key) (Buzzer sounds) That is incorrect! The correct spelling of Nuisance is N-U-I-S-A-N-C-E.
      3423
        Be Good.
        -E.T.
        3422
          Elliot: It Was Nothing Like That, Penis-Breath!
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            E.T.: Elliot. I'll be right here.
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              E.T:
              ELLLLIIIIOOOOOTTTT
              -E.T
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                Elliott:
                These are toys. These are little men. This is Greedo, and this is Hammerhead, and this is Walrusman, and this is Snaggletooth, and this is Lando Calrissian. See? And this is Boba Fett.
                -Elliott
                3418
                  E.T.:
                  'B' Good.
                  -E.T.
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                    E.T.:
                    OUCH!
                    -E.T.
                    3416
                      Michael:
                      You have absolute power!
                      -Michael
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                        Elliot:
                        *Nobody* go out there!

                        -Elliot
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                          E.T.:
                          I'll... be... right... here.

                          -E.T.
                          3413
                            Elliot:
                            I'll believe in you all my life.

                            -Elliot
                            3412
                              Gertie:
                              Mama, he can talk!

                              -Gertie
                              3411
                                Gertie:
                                The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

                                -Gertie
                                3410
                                  Michael:
                                  We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

                                  -Michael
                                  3409
                                    E.T.:
                                    E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!

                                    -E.T.
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                                      Mary:
                                      A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

                                      -Mary
                                      3407
                                        Tyler:
                                        Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?

                                        -Tyler
                                        3406
                                          Elliot:
                                          You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.

                                          -Elliot
                                          3405
                                            Keys:
                                            Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.

                                            -Keys