UHF Quotes
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      George Newman:
      What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead! Really! Just BASH my head right in!
      -George Newman
      3320
        George Newman:
        Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
        -George Newman
        3319
          Stanley Spadowski:
          Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it'
          -Stanley Spadowski
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            George & Bob:
            I need a drink.
            You don't drink.
            Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.
            -George & Bob
            3317
              George Newman:
              (sung) We got it all, on UHF!
              -George Newman