UHF Quotes
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      Kuni:
      Today's one of these lucky contestants will win their weight of fish. Right here on....
      Kuni's Audience:
      WHEEL! OF! FISH!
      Kuni:
      Okay, Let's our game.
      3340
        R.J. Fletcher: "I think you boys need to pay our Mr. Spudowski a little visit..."
        3339
          George Newman: (digging through Al Capone's glove compartment) "Aha! Road maps!"
          3338
            George Newman: "Mmmm, your favorite! A Twinkie-weiner sandwich!"
            3337
              "Weird" Al Yankovic (Singing "UHF" on the soundtrack): "Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink. You better put away your homework...Prime time ain't no time to think!"
              3336
                "Big Edna, Big Edna. You sound like a broken record. Why are you so afraid of that Pathetic tub of Lard?"
                -George Newman
                3335
                  "Redrum, redrum"
                  -George Newman
                  3334
                    Satan: "All I'm trying to say..."
                    George Newman: "Oh shut up, you old pinhead! You make me sick!"
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                      George Newman: "Mashed potatoes? My favorite!"
                      3332
                        stanley spadowski- BE THERE!! hehehehe yeah.
                        3331
                          Earl Ramsey:
                          Guns don't kill people, I do.
                          -Earl Ramsey
                          3330
                            Singers:
                            Spatula City! We sell spatulas! and that's all!
                            -Singers
                            3329
                              Kuni and the Karate students:
                              Suplies!!
                              -Kuni and the Karate students
                              3328
                                Kuni:
                                What's in the Box? Nothing! Absolutley Nothing! Stupid! You're so STUPID!
                                -Kuni
                                Kuni's Audience:
                                STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
                                3327
                                  Stanley Spidowski:
                                  This is a Good Watermelon. (Spits) Tastes like poop.
                                  -Stanley Spidowski
                                  3326
                                    Raul Hernandez:
                                    Here's something you may not know. The turtle is also nature's suction cup! --IT STICKS!!!
                                    -Raul Hernandez
                                    3325
                                      Raul Hernandez:
                                      Today, we are teaching Poodles how to fly. --Are you ready? Are you psyced? Ok, 1, 2,3, 'YipeYipeYipe-BOOM' ....awww...... Sometimes It takes them a little longer to get it right.
                                      -Raul Hernandez
                                      3324
                                        Stanley Spadowski:
                                        I'm thinking of something Orange!
                                        -Stanley Spadowski
                                        3323
                                          Stanley Spadowski:
                                          You get to drink from the fire hose!
                                          -Stanley Spadowski
                                          3322
                                            Raul Hernandez:
                                            Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!!
                                            -Raul Hernandez