Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Quotes
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      Beavis:
      There's poop coming out of the ass, of the ass!
      -Beavis
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        Dallas Grimes, and Butthead:
        Butthead: Hey Baby. Are we gonna do it?
        Dallas: you have 2 seconds.
        Butthead: Uh, is that gonna be enough time?
        -Dallas Grimes, and Butthead
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          Butt-head:
          Cigarettes and beer kick ass.

          -Butt-head
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            Butt-head:
            I probably will. Not you. You're too much of a butt monkey.

            -Butt-head
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              Beavis:
              No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired.

              -Beavis
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                Beavis:
                Really? I poop too much.
                -Beavis
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                  Butt-head:
                  Huh huh, he said anus.
                  -Butt-head
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                    Beavis:
                    I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
                    -Beavis
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                      Beavis:
                      I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
                      -Beavis
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                        Dallas Grimmes:
                        That cheap-ass! Alright I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.

                        -Dallas Grimmes
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                          Butt-head:
                          You want us to do a guy? No way!

                          -Butt-head
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                            Agent Bork:
                            Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?

                            -Agent Bork
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                              Beavis:
                              Do you Have Teepee? Teepee for My Bunghole?
                              -Beavis
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                                Beavis:
                                Is this a god damn?
                                -Beavis