Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Quotes
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    3222
      "Run Real Fast When You Hit The Grod. It'll Work"
      -Butthead
      3221
        "Get Out Of The CockPit"
        "Huhh huh huh You Said.. AHHHHH"
        Pilot, Butthead
        3220
          Butt-Head: "Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis!"
          Beavis: "What?"
          Butt-Head: "This sucks!"
          Beavis: "It REALLY sucks!"
          Butt-Head: "This sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before. We shall find this butt-hole that took our TV."
          Beavis: "Yeah... Yeah... Yeah!"
          3219
            Roadie #1: "Uh...Hey. Any one of you little bastards got a match?"
            Butt-Head: "Uh...I do. My butt...and your, uhh, butt."
            3218
              Beavis: "No way, Butt-Head! You always go first!"
              Butt-Head: "Dammit, Beavis. We've never done this before."
              3217
                Butt-Head and Beavis:
                "You want us to do a guy? No way!"
                "I don't know, Butt-Head... That IS an awful lot of money. Maybe if we closed our eyes and pretend he's a chick..."
                -Butt-Head and Beavis
                3216
                  Principal McVicker and Beavis:
                  Principal McVicker: "Beavis and Butt-Head! You little bastards...!"
                  Beavis: "Can we watch your TV?"
                  Principal McVicker: "No! You're expelled! Now get out of here!"
                  -Principal McVicker and Beavis
                  3215
                    Motley Crue Roadie, Butt-Head:
                    Roadie: Hey! One of you bastards got a match.
                    Butt-Head. Yeah! Your butt and my, uh, butt.
                    -Motley Crue Roadie, Butt-Head
                    3214
                      Beavis:
                      WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
                      -Beavis
                      3213
                        Tom Anderson:
                        You know, I tell you what, honey, it doesn't get any better than this. This here is God's country; unspoiled and... AAAAAHHHH!!!
                        -Tom Anderson
                        3212
                          Tom Anderson:
                          If I ever catch ya whacking off in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie ya!
                          -Tom Anderson
                          3211
                            beavis:
                            !Shut up Buttdumpling!
                            -beavis
                            3210
                              beavis:
                              hey look and the windows broken too!
                              -beavis
                              3209
                                Butt-head:
                                Ciggarettes and beer kick Ass!
                                -Butt-head
                                3208
                                  butthead and beavis:
                                  Butthead:You want us to do a guy!? No Way!
                                  Beavis:I dont know Butthead that is alot of money! maybe we can just close our eyes and pretend he was a pretty good chick.
                                  -butthead and beavis
                                  3207
                                    Butthead:
                                    SHUT UP BUTTDUMPLING
                                    -Butthead
                                    3206
                                      Butthead:
                                      hey Beavis, he wants to see your unit!
                                      -Butthead
                                      3205
                                        Muddy,Beavis and Butthead:
                                        Muddy:you got any last words?
                                        Butthead:uh I got some huh huh, buttcheeks! huh huh huh
                                        Beavis:yeah um heh and boobs! wait I just wanna say that
                                        again, boobs! heh heh heh heh

                                        -Muddy,Beavis and Butthead
                                        3204
                                          beavis:
                                          I don't know butthead that is a lot of money heh heh,maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick
                                          -beavis
                                          3203
                                            hippy guy:
                                            (singing) lebian seagull!!
                                            -hippy guy