3242
Agent Fleming: Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
3241
President Clinton: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."
Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."
3240
(After Butt-Head gets a cavity check)
Female Police Officer: Nothing on him, Chief. He's clean
Butt-Head: WHOAH! Did I just score!?!
Female Police Officer: Nothing on him, Chief. He's clean
Butt-Head: WHOAH! Did I just score!?!
3239
Mr. Van Driessen: "You know this can be a really positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there where we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us."
Butt-head: (to Beavis) "He said anus."
Butt-head: (to Beavis) "He said anus."
3238
Beavis: "This sucks! It's all hot and stuff."
Butt-head: "This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here."
Beavis: "Yeah like a 7-11 or something."
Butt-head: "This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here."
Beavis: "Yeah like a 7-11 or something."
3237
Tour Guide: "Now, can anyone tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?"
Beavis: "Yeah I just have a question... is this a God Dam?"
Beavis: "Yeah I just have a question... is this a God Dam?"
3236
Beavis: "Isn't Seattle in Washington?"
Butt-head: "Uh... yup. It sure is."
Beavis: "Cool! Cuz I was thinking after we score maybe we could go see Hole."
Butt-head: "Uh... yup. It sure is."
Beavis: "Cool! Cuz I was thinking after we score maybe we could go see Hole."
3235
Roadie 1: "Hey. One of you bastards got a match?"
Butt-head: "Uh... yeah. My butt and your butt."
Butt-head: "Uh... yeah. My butt and your butt."
3234
Tom Anderson: "Say, what the hell's going on here?"
Marcie Anderson: "They're here to fix the T.V., Tom."
Tom Anderson: "What?" The T.V. ain't broken."
Butt-Head: "Uh... yeah it is."
Marcie Anderson: "They're here to fix the T.V., Tom."
Tom Anderson: "What?" The T.V. ain't broken."
Butt-Head: "Uh... yeah it is."
3233
Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!"
3232
Butt-Head: "It's like it's coming out of it's ass, but it's also, like, coming out of the ass of the ass."
Beavis: "It's, like, the poop like is coming out of the ass of the ass!"
Beavis: "It's, like, the poop like is coming out of the ass of the ass!"
3231
Butthead: Beavis?
Beavis: What?
Butthead: This sucks
Beavis: What?
Butthead: This sucks
3230
Mr. VanDriessen: "You know, this could be a very good positive situation, where you boys realize that there's a wonderful world out there where we don't need TV to entertain us."
Butt-Head: (to Beavis) "He said 'anus'."
Beavis: "Yeah, I heard it, too. 'Entertain us', anus."
Butt-Head: (to Beavis) "He said 'anus'."
Beavis: "Yeah, I heard it, too. 'Entertain us', anus."
3229
Beavis: (Hallucinating in the desert) "It's like...It's like...IT'S LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO!"
3228
Roadie #1: "Hey. You kids wanna see something really cool?" (pulls pants down and breaks wind on the fire)
3227
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT NUMBNUTS!!! - Bus driver
3226
Old Woman: "Well, hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?"
Beavis: "Yeah, we're gonna score there."
Old Woman: "Oh, I hope to score big there myself; I'm mostly going to be doing the slots."
Beavis: "Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too."
Beavis: "Yeah, we're gonna score there."
Old Woman: "Oh, I hope to score big there myself; I'm mostly going to be doing the slots."
Beavis: "Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too."
3225
I want you to do her!
Butthead: You want us to Do her?
Yes!
Butthead: Oh Ok!
Butthead: You want us to Do her?
Yes!
Butthead: Oh Ok!
3224
Captain: "GET THE HELL OUT OFTHE COCKPIT!!!"
Butt-Head: "You said-"
Captain: " NOW!!!"
Butt-Head: "You said-"
Captain: " NOW!!!"
3223
"Huhh huh huh Im Jacking Off"
-Butthead
-Butthead
