Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Quotes
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    3242
      Agent Fleming: Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
      3241
        President Clinton: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
        Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."
        3240
          (After Butt-Head gets a cavity check)
          Female Police Officer: Nothing on him, Chief. He's clean
          Butt-Head: WHOAH! Did I just score!?!
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            Mr. Van Driessen: "You know this can be a really positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there where we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us."
            Butt-head: (to Beavis) "He said anus."
            3238
              Beavis: "This sucks! It's all hot and stuff."
              Butt-head: "This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here."
              Beavis: "Yeah like a 7-11 or something."
              3237
                Tour Guide: "Now, can anyone tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?"
                Beavis: "Yeah I just have a question... is this a God Dam?"
                3236
                  Beavis: "Isn't Seattle in Washington?"
                  Butt-head: "Uh... yup. It sure is."
                  Beavis: "Cool! Cuz I was thinking after we score maybe we could go see Hole."
                  3235
                    Roadie 1: "Hey. One of you bastards got a match?"
                    Butt-head: "Uh... yeah. My butt and your butt."
                    3234
                      Tom Anderson: "Say, what the hell's going on here?"
                      Marcie Anderson: "They're here to fix the T.V., Tom."
                      Tom Anderson: "What?" The T.V. ain't broken."
                      Butt-Head: "Uh... yeah it is."
                      3233
                        Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!"
                        3232
                          Butt-Head: "It's like it's coming out of it's ass, but it's also, like, coming out of the ass of the ass."
                          Beavis: "It's, like, the poop like is coming out of the ass of the ass!"
                          3231
                            Butthead: Beavis?
                            Beavis: What?
                            Butthead: This sucks
                            3230
                              Mr. VanDriessen: "You know, this could be a very good positive situation, where you boys realize that there's a wonderful world out there where we don't need TV to entertain us."
                              Butt-Head: (to Beavis) "He said 'anus'."
                              Beavis: "Yeah, I heard it, too. 'Entertain us', anus."
                              3229
                                Beavis: (Hallucinating in the desert) "It's like...It's like...IT'S LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO!"
                                3228
                                  Roadie #1: "Hey. You kids wanna see something really cool?" (pulls pants down and breaks wind on the fire)
                                  3227
                                    ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT NUMBNUTS!!! - Bus driver
                                    3226
                                      Old Woman: "Well, hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?"

                                      Beavis: "Yeah, we're gonna score there."

                                      Old Woman: "Oh, I hope to score big there myself; I'm mostly going to be doing the slots."

                                      Beavis: "Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too."
                                      3225
                                        I want you to do her!
                                        Butthead: You want us to Do her?
                                        Yes!
                                        Butthead: Oh Ok!
                                        3224
                                          Captain: "GET THE HELL OUT OFTHE COCKPIT!!!"
                                          Butt-Head: "You said-"
                                          Captain: " NOW!!!"
                                          3223
                                            "Huhh huh huh Im Jacking Off"
                                            -Butthead