31704
Butt-head:
Uh, attention. Uh, ATTENTION! We're looking for the chick with really big boobs! We are ready to do you now! Uh huh huh huh huh!
Senators:
(laugh like Beavis and Butt-head)
31703
Beavis:
I AM CORNHOLIO!
Pilots:
(SCREAM)
Butt-head:
(falls to the front window of the plane)
Pilot:
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COCKPIT!
Butt-head:
Uh huh huh huh huh, you said cock….
Pilot:
NOW!
31702
Butt-head:
Did I just score?
31701
Butt-head:
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
31700
Butt-head:
Whoa! Hey baby! I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.
31699
Beavis:
I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED PICCATA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Stewardess:
You'll have to wait your turn sir.
Beavis:
ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!
3256
Dallas Grimmes: Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way.
3255
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, this book kicks ass. There's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
3254
Muddy Grimmes: Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.
3253
Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV.
3252
Agent Flemming: Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
3251
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
3250
Butt-head: Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.
3249
Butt-head: This is gonna be cool. We're gonna get paid to score.
Beavis: Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big-screen TV, with two remotes.
Beavis: Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big-screen TV, with two remotes.
3248
David VanDriessen: You know, this could be a real positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.
Butt-head: Huh huh huh. He said, "Anus."
Butt-head: Huh huh huh. He said, "Anus."
3247
Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!
3246
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool.
Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool.
3245
Beavis: Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
3244
Tom Anderson: Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
3243
Beavis: Are you threatening ME?
