Detroit Rock City Quotes
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    9808
      Lex - Guys, where is the volvo!?
      9807
        Christine-Why don't you bend over, you're looking right at it!
        9806
          Lex-You know,your clothes might say disco, but your eyes say Rock and roll.
          9805
            Jam: I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY!
            9804
              Guido: Have you learned your lesson yet, puke?
              Hawk: If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson.
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                Hawk: Ok, Jam, we'll just double time it at your house, grab the tickets, and then head to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT ROCK CITY! GOD! well, as they say in the Tampon biz, see you next period.
                9802
                  Beat the shit out of 3 little kids or something, Like take thier fucking tickets - Trip
                  9801
                    "Disco blows dogs for quarters." -Trip
                    9800
                      Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
                      Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.
                      9799
                        Trip is tearing up the Girl's Bathroom in School

                        Lex:Take it Easy, This is the Girls crap room remember

                        Trip: Ohh wake up Lex, We just watch Jam's mom tourch our fucking KISS tickets man. Not REO Speedwagon, Not Journey, Not the Base City Rollers, KISS man, If you think of a better way to trash a Girls Bathroom, I should would like to hear it.
                        9798
                          Jam:
                          Now for the last time give me my fucking drum sticks ! .................. Please
                          -Jam