BASEketball Quotes
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      Voiceover guy/Coop:
      Voiceover guy: roadkill caught on tape
      Coop while watching animals getting mode over: aw aw I can't believe those assholes taped over the game! aw aw aw!
      -Voiceover guy/Coop
      9773
        Robert Stack:
        This just in, We still have no fu#*ing clue where this guy is.
        -Robert Stack
        9772
          Remer:
          (Talking to a dildo) I am soooo Jealous of you!
          -Remer
          9771
            Coop and Remer:
            Coop: (singing) You shoula been gone!

            Remer: Dude I said no more Journey Psych outs!
            -Coop and Remer
            9770
              Coop:
              Your mom is going out with sqeak!
              -Coop
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                Announcer:
                Just to think a couple of years ago those girls wer in grade school.

                -Announcer
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                  Coop & Remer:
                  Squeak its a guy!
                  -Coop & Remer
                  9767
                    Coop & Remer:
                    "bitch" to Squeak countless times
                    -Coop & Remer
                    9766
                      rich guy...:
                      kids these days have an attention span that can only be measured in nanoseconds! (camera cuts to coop who is staring at a bird in a tree for the rest of the scene)
                      -rich guy...
                      9765
                        Rhemer:
                        Okay Jenna open your blouse and say ahh!
                        -Rhemer
                        9764
                          Rhemer:
                          Okay Jenna open your blouse and say ahh!
                          -Rhemer
                          9763
                            Jenna, Joey, Coop & Remer:
                            Jenna: Come on, Joey search your heart. What's the one thing you want most in the world?
                            Joey: Chelsea Clinton?
                            Coop: That's a pretty tall order, dude.
                            Remer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.
                            -Jenna, Joey, Coop & Remer
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                              Remer & Coop:
                              Remer: I'll come, I love hospitals!
                              Coop: No you don't, you like Taco Bell.
                              Remer: No this one time I went to a hospital and got together with this really hot chick.
                              Coop: Dude, that was a hostile.
                              Remer: Oh, yeah.
                              -Remer & Coop
                              9761
                                Coop & Remer:
                                Cooper: Dammit man, I'm trying to save an innocent life!
                                Remer: I'm given ya all I got captain.
                                Coop: I love ya, always have.

                                [Both start laughing.]
                                -Coop & Remer
                                9760
                                  Coop & Steve:
                                  Coop: Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You still hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?
                                  Skidmark Steve: Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games. What are you two up to?
                                  Coop: Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo
                                  -Coop & Steve
                                  9759
                                    Coop:
                                    First we get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get chicks.
                                    -Coop
                                    9758
                                      Squeak:
                                      God dammit man, I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.
                                      -Squeak
                                      9757
                                        Coop:
                                        Dude, you couldn't get a chick if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
                                        -Coop