Flubber Quotes
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      Scared Kid's Father:
      There's not a darn thing to be afraid of pal. How can anything get in your window? It's closed, OK? (Flubber flies into the room)
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        Scared Kid:
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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          Professor Brainard:
          (in a high pitched voice) This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
          31861
            Professor Brainard:
            JUMP DALE! JUMP!
            31505
              Wilson Croft:
              Flubber? Sounds like baby shampoo.
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                Professor Brainard:
                "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAYDAY!"
                Professor Brainard:
                "Come on now, easy. Oh, sorry! First time flyer!"
                31369
                  Professor Brainard:
                  "GO MEDFIELD!" (blows air horn)
                  Wilson:
                  Aoow!
                  Professor Brainard:
                  "Oh, Sorry Wilson."
                  9721
                    Professor Brainard:
                    Ta-ta, my love.
                    Sarah:
                    Are you nuts?
                    Professor Brainard:
                    I'll be right back! (falls down)
                    Sarah:
                    PHILLIP!
                    Professor Brainard:
                    Aaaah! Ouch!
                    Sarah:
                    Phillip, are you hurt?!
                    Professor Brainard:
                    Just my pride!
                    Sarah:
                    Well if you think you're going to get my sympathy, you are wasting your time! (hits head on window) WE ARE FINISHED!!! (slams window shut)
                    Professor Brainard:
                    Sarah.....oooooooooooh!
                    9720
                      Professor Brainard:
                      It's flying rubber! It's flubber!
                      9719
                        Wilson Croft Professor Brainard:
                        'What happened between us, Phil?' 'Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.'
                        -Wilson Croft Professor Brainard
                        9718
                          Phillip Brainard:
                          Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight.

                          -Phillip Brainard
                          9717
                            Phillip Brainard:
                            I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

                            -Phillip Brainard
                            9716
                              Phillip Brainard:
                              If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
                              -Phillip Brainard