Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes
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      Bill and Ted:
      69, dudes.
      -Bill and Ted
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        Bill and Ted:
        How's it going, royal ugly dudes?

        -Bill and Ted
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          Mr. Ryan and Ted:
          Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?"
          Ted: "Noah's wife?"
          -Mr. Ryan and Ted
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            Bill & Ted:
            I am Bill S. Preston, esq.!
            And I am Ted Theodore Logan!
            Together, we are: WYLD STALLYNS!
            -Bill & Ted
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              Ted to...:
              Ted... DON'T forget to wind your watch!
              -Ted to...
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                Bill and Ted:
                Dude, remember when i asked your step-mom to prom? Shut Up, Ted!
                -Bill and Ted
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                  Bill:
                  You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
                  -Bill
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                    Socrates:
                    Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
                    -Socrates
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                      Mr. Ryan:
                      What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?
                      -Mr. Ryan
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                        Bill:
                        We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
                        -Bill
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                          Ted:
                          Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
                          -Ted