3010
Bill and Ted:
69, dudes.
-Bill and Ted
-Bill and Ted
3009
Bill and Ted:
How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
-Bill and Ted
-Bill and Ted
3008
Mr. Ryan and Ted:
Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "Noah's wife?"
-Mr. Ryan and Ted
Ted: "Noah's wife?"
-Mr. Ryan and Ted
3007
Bill & Ted:
I am Bill S. Preston, esq.!
And I am Ted Theodore Logan!
Together, we are: WYLD STALLYNS!
-Bill & Ted
And I am Ted Theodore Logan!
Together, we are: WYLD STALLYNS!
-Bill & Ted
3006
Ted to...:
Ted... DON'T forget to wind your watch!
-Ted to...
-Ted to...
3005
Bill and Ted:
Dude, remember when i asked your step-mom to prom? Shut Up, Ted!
-Bill and Ted
-Bill and Ted
3004
Bill:
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
-Bill
-Bill
3003
Socrates:
Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
-Socrates
-Socrates
3002
Mr. Ryan:
What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?
-Mr. Ryan
-Mr. Ryan
3001
Bill:
We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
-Bill
-Bill
3000
Ted:
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
-Ted
-Ted
