Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes
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    3030
      Future Man: Its you.
      Ted: Yeah, its us. Who are we?
      3029
        Captain Logan this is deputy Van Halen. We found you keys down at the station. If you want em' you better come get em'
        3028
          Socrates!!!
          -Bill&Ted
          3027
            "Why would we lie to ourselves?"
            -Ted
            3026
              "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes." -- Bill & Ted
              3025
                (Bill Staring at Missy)Ted:"That's Your Mom dude."Ted:"Excuse me,when did the monguls rule China?Circle K cashier:"I don't know,I just work here."Bill and Ted(After Hugging):"Fag".Freud(talking to 2 babes):"Hello,I'm Dr.Freud but you can call me siggy."Babes:"you are such A geek."Freud:"What is A geek?"Abe Lincoln:"Be excellent to each other,and party on dudes!"Ted(philosphying with Socrates):"All we are is dusi in the wind".Socrates:"Ah,like sands through the hour glass,so is the DAYS OF OUR LIVES."
                3024
                  Bill & Ted:Excellent!!-Both
                  3023
                    Ted: "Do You Know When The Mongols Ruled China?"

                    Ted to Ted: "Say hi to the princesses for me." (ted) " Who?"
                    Ted: " You'll See."

                    3022
                      midievil guard:
                      guard: put them in the iron maden, bill and ted: excellent, Guard: exacute them, Bill and ted: Bogus
                      -midievil guard
                      3021
                        ted:
                        hey bill, heavy metal dude
                        -ted
                        3020
                          Bill and Ted:
                          How's it going, Mr. The Kid?
                          -Bill and Ted
                          3019
                            Ted:
                            Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?
                            -Ted
                            3018
                              ted:
                              sorry missy....I mean mom.
                              -ted
                              3017
                                bill and ted:
                                DUDE!
                                -bill and ted
                                3016
                                  Bill and Ted:
                                  Bogus
                                  -Bill and Ted
                                  3015
                                    Bill:
                                    Let's reach out and touch somebody
                                    -Bill
                                    3014
                                      Rufus:
                                      Gentlemen.....We're history
                                      -Rufus
                                      3013
                                        Ted:
                                        This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

                                        -Ted
                                        3012
                                          Mr. Ryan:
                                          It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
                                          -Mr. Ryan
                                          3011
                                            Ted:
                                            All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
                                            -Ted