Spaceballs Quotes
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    2712
      Dark Helmet:
      I can't breathe in this thing!!
      -Dark Helmet
      2711
        Dark Helmet & Guard:
        Guard: No. No. Please! Please! No! No! N-Not that! Dark Helmet: YES! ...THAT! Guard: Huh? WHOA!! OW! OH! OOH! OH! OOH! OOH! OWWWW!
        -Dark Helmet & Guard
        2710
          Yogurt:
          May the Schwartz be with you.
          -Yogurt
          2709
            Dark Helmet:
            I can't belive it i'm surrounded by assholes.
            -Dark Helmet
            2708
              Dark Helmet & Guard:
              Dark Helmet: I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediatly.
              Guard: I already called him, Sir. He knows everything.
              Dark Helmet: What?! You went over my HELMET?!
              Guard: Well, not exactly over, Sir. M-M-More to the side.
              -Dark Helmet & Guard
              2707
                Dark Helmet:
                FOOL YOU!!!
                -Dark Helmet
                2706
                  Dark Helmet:
                  Oh no! They've jammed the radar!
                  *tastes screen*
                  With strawberry! I hate strawberry
                  -Dark Helmet
                  2705
                    Minister:
                    To join Princess Vespa and Princess Valium.
                    -Minister
                    2704
                      President Skroob:
                      1,2,3,.Thats the combination to my luggage
                      -President Skroob
                      2703
                        Lone Starr:
                        Thanks for the gas Yogurt!
                        -Lone Starr
                        2702
                          Yogurt:
                          The kids love this one. And at last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
                          -Yogurt
                          2701
                            Yogurt:
                            Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-The Coloring book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
                            -Yogurt
                            2700
                              Ape #2:
                              [looking in binoculars] SPACEBALLS?
                              -Ape #2
                              2699
                                Barf:
                                Im a Mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend
                                -Barf
                                2698
                                  Dark Helmet:
                                  Keep firing assholes.
                                  -Dark Helmet
                                  2697
                                    Dark Helmet:
                                    You have the ring. And I see your Scwartz is as big as mine....Now let's see how well you handle it.
                                    -Dark Helmet
                                    2696
                                      The Evil Trio:
                                      President Scroob: "Helmet! What's going on?"
                                      Helmet: "Sanders! What's going on?"
                                      Sanders: "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow."
                                      President Scroob: "What? They're getting all their air back. Do something."
                                      Helmet: "Do something!"
                                      -The Evil Trio
                                      2695
                                        Dark Helmet:
                                        YORGURT! I hate Yogurt!
                                        -Dark Helmet
                                        2694
                                          Colonel Sandurz:
                                          It's Mega Maid! Shes gone from suck to blow!!
                                          -Colonel Sandurz