2712
Dark Helmet:
I can't breathe in this thing!!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2711
Dark Helmet & Guard:
Guard: No. No. Please! Please! No! No! N-Not that! Dark Helmet: YES! ...THAT! Guard: Huh? WHOA!! OW! OH! OOH! OH! OOH! OOH! OWWWW!
-Dark Helmet & Guard
-Dark Helmet & Guard
2710
Yogurt:
May the Schwartz be with you.
-Yogurt
-Yogurt
2709
Dark Helmet:
I can't belive it i'm surrounded by assholes.
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2708
Dark Helmet & Guard:
Dark Helmet: I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediatly.
Guard: I already called him, Sir. He knows everything.
Dark Helmet: What?! You went over my HELMET?!
Guard: Well, not exactly over, Sir. M-M-More to the side.
-Dark Helmet & Guard
Guard: I already called him, Sir. He knows everything.
Dark Helmet: What?! You went over my HELMET?!
Guard: Well, not exactly over, Sir. M-M-More to the side.
-Dark Helmet & Guard
2707
Dark Helmet:
FOOL YOU!!!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2706
Dark Helmet:
Oh no! They've jammed the radar!
*tastes screen*
With strawberry! I hate strawberry
-Dark Helmet
*tastes screen*
With strawberry! I hate strawberry
-Dark Helmet
2705
Minister:
To join Princess Vespa and Princess Valium.
-Minister
-Minister
2704
President Skroob:
1,2,3,.Thats the combination to my luggage
-President Skroob
-President Skroob
2703
Lone Starr:
Thanks for the gas Yogurt!
-Lone Starr
-Lone Starr
2702
Yogurt:
The kids love this one. And at last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
-Yogurt
-Yogurt
2701
Yogurt:
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-The Coloring book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
-Yogurt
-Yogurt
2700
Ape #2:
[looking in binoculars] SPACEBALLS?
-Ape #2
-Ape #2
2699
Barf:
Im a Mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend
-Barf
-Barf
2698
Dark Helmet:
Keep firing assholes.
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2697
Dark Helmet:
You have the ring. And I see your Scwartz is as big as mine....Now let's see how well you handle it.
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2696
The Evil Trio:
President Scroob: "Helmet! What's going on?"
Helmet: "Sanders! What's going on?"
Sanders: "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow."
President Scroob: "What? They're getting all their air back. Do something."
Helmet: "Do something!"
-The Evil Trio
Helmet: "Sanders! What's going on?"
Sanders: "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow."
President Scroob: "What? They're getting all their air back. Do something."
Helmet: "Do something!"
-The Evil Trio
2695
Dark Helmet:
YORGURT! I hate Yogurt!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2694
Colonel Sandurz:
It's Mega Maid! Shes gone from suck to blow!!
-Colonel Sandurz
-Colonel Sandurz
