2732
Dark Helmet:
My Schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2731
Dark Helmet:
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2730
double mint girls and president scroob:
President scroob to marlene: Hi charlene!
Marlene: I'm Marlene!
President Scroob to Charlene: Hi marlene!
Charlene: I'm Charlene!!!
President Scroob: Chew your gum
-double mint girls and president scroob
Marlene: I'm Marlene!
President Scroob to Charlene: Hi marlene!
Charlene: I'm Charlene!!!
President Scroob: Chew your gum
-double mint girls and president scroob
2729
Princess:
My hair... You shot my hair!!! YOU BASTARDS
-Princess
-Princess
2728
Lonstar & Barf:
Lonestar: Great a Druish princess!!
Barf: Funny She doesn't look Druish!
-Lonstar & Barf
Barf: Funny She doesn't look Druish!
-Lonstar & Barf
2727
Barf:
[lone star calls for barf] aw, always when I'm eating.
-Barf
-Barf
2726
Barf & Preacher:
Preacher: What's your name? Barf: Barf. Preacher: No your full name. Barf: Barfolomew!
-Barf & Preacher
-Barf & Preacher
2725
Spaceballs Crew member, Dark Helmet, and Lone Star:
Spaceballs Crew member: AAHHHH!!! Dark Helmet: Umm... HE did it! Lone Star: WHAT?!?
-Spaceballs Crew member, Dark Helmet, and Lone Star
-Spaceballs Crew member, Dark Helmet, and Lone Star
2724
Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob:
Computor: this ship will selfdestruct in, 10...9...8...7...5
Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: what happend to 6?!
Computor: just kidding... 6...5...4...3...2...1...Have a nice day.
Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: Thank you...
-Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob
Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: what happend to 6?!
Computor: just kidding... 6...5...4...3...2...1...Have a nice day.
Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: Thank you...
-Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob
2723
Dark Helmet:
Get back here you fat-bearded bitch!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2722
Dark Helmet:
(Wiping the screen after the radar is "jammed") Raspberry!............There is only one man who would Dare! give me the raspberry, LONESTAR!!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2721
Lonestar:
Ooh! Those flashing eyes, those pouting lips. You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
-Lonestar
-Lonestar
2720
Dott Matrix:
That....Was my Virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before You Do!
-Dott Matrix
-Dott Matrix
2719
Dark Helmet:
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2718
Princess Vespa:
I'm calling my father....1...800......D-R-U-I-D-I-A
-Princess Vespa
-Princess Vespa
2717
Dark Helmet:
Fire a shot across her nose...I SAID "ACROSS IT", NOT UP IT!!!
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2716
Dark Helmet:
Now you will see that evil will triumph, because good is dumb.
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2715
Colonel Sanders:
NO, SIR, I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN, SIR!!!
-Colonel Sanders
-Colonel Sanders
2714
Dark Helmet:
What's a-matter, Colonel Sanders?......CHICKEN???
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2713
Lonestar:
Baaaaarf.......BAAAAARRF!!!
-Lonestar
-Lonestar
