Spaceballs Quotes
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    2732
      Dark Helmet:
      My Schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!
      -Dark Helmet
      2731
        Dark Helmet:
        What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?!
        -Dark Helmet
        2730
          double mint girls and president scroob:
          President scroob to marlene: Hi charlene!
          Marlene: I'm Marlene!
          President Scroob to Charlene: Hi marlene!
          Charlene: I'm Charlene!!!
          President Scroob: Chew your gum

          -double mint girls and president scroob
          2729
            Princess:
            My hair... You shot my hair!!! YOU BASTARDS
            -Princess
            2728
              Lonstar & Barf:
              Lonestar: Great a Druish princess!!

              Barf: Funny She doesn't look Druish!

              -Lonstar & Barf
              2727
                Barf:
                [lone star calls for barf] aw, always when I'm eating.
                -Barf
                2726
                  Barf & Preacher:
                  Preacher: What's your name? Barf: Barf. Preacher: No your full name. Barf: Barfolomew!
                  -Barf & Preacher
                  2725
                    Spaceballs Crew member, Dark Helmet, and Lone Star:
                    Spaceballs Crew member: AAHHHH!!! Dark Helmet: Umm... HE did it! Lone Star: WHAT?!?
                    -Spaceballs Crew member, Dark Helmet, and Lone Star
                    2724
                      Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob:
                      Computor: this ship will selfdestruct in, 10...9...8...7...5
                      Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: what happend to 6?!
                      Computor: just kidding... 6...5...4...3...2...1...Have a nice day.
                      Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob: Thank you...
                      -Dark helmet,Colonel Sanders,President Skroob
                      2723
                        Dark Helmet:
                        Get back here you fat-bearded bitch!
                        -Dark Helmet
                        2722
                          Dark Helmet:
                          (Wiping the screen after the radar is "jammed") Raspberry!............There is only one man who would Dare! give me the raspberry, LONESTAR!!
                          -Dark Helmet
                          2721
                            Lonestar:
                            Ooh! Those flashing eyes, those pouting lips. You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
                            -Lonestar
                            2720
                              Dott Matrix:
                              That....Was my Virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before You Do!
                              -Dott Matrix
                              2719
                                Dark Helmet:
                                And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
                                -Dark Helmet
                                2718
                                  Princess Vespa:
                                  I'm calling my father....1...800......D-R-U-I-D-I-A
                                  -Princess Vespa
                                  2717
                                    Dark Helmet:
                                    Fire a shot across her nose...I SAID "ACROSS IT", NOT UP IT!!!
                                    -Dark Helmet
                                    2716
                                      Dark Helmet:
                                      Now you will see that evil will triumph, because good is dumb.
                                      -Dark Helmet
                                      2715
                                        Colonel Sanders:
                                        NO, SIR, I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN, SIR!!!
                                        -Colonel Sanders
                                        2714
                                          Dark Helmet:
                                          What's a-matter, Colonel Sanders?......CHICKEN???
                                          -Dark Helmet
                                          2713
                                            Lonestar:
                                            Baaaaarf.......BAAAAARRF!!!
                                            -Lonestar