2752
we need to go fasterthan hyper speed. Jump straight to ludicris speed
-Dark helmet
-Dark helmet
2751
Dot Matrix: Who are you?
Barf: Baaarf!
Dot Matrix: Not in here mister this is a Mercerdes!
Barf: Baaarf!
Dot Matrix: Not in here mister this is a Mercerdes!
2750
Barf / Lonestar: It's Spaceball 1, they've gone plaid!
2749
Restaurant Patron: "Oh no not again!"
2748
Colonel Sandurz:
No, sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!
-Colonel Sandurz
-Colonel Sandurz
2747
President Skroob:
"How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?!
[Dark Helmet raises the faceplate and sticks his tongue out at President Skroob]
-President Skroob
[Dark Helmet raises the faceplate and sticks his tongue out at President Skroob]
-President Skroob
2746
Dark Helmet:
What's your name? Asshole. How many Assholes do I have here? Great, I'm surrounded by Assholes.
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2745
Ape:
Spaceballs...there goes the planet.
-Ape
-Ape
2744
Lonestar:
Listen! On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot'. Not 'you captain'.
-Lonestar
-Lonestar
2743
Colonel Sanders to Dark Helment:
Col Sanders- "Ya see see sir we're at now,now. Everything that's happening now is happening now. Dark Helment: Go back to then! Col Sanders: We missed it. Dark Helment: When? Col Sanders Just now! Dark Helment: When will then be now? Col Sanders: SOON!
-Colonel Sanders to Dark Helment
-Colonel Sanders to Dark Helment
2742
yoghurt:
please enough with the wonderful i'm just plain yoghurt
-yoghurt
-yoghurt
2741
President Skroob, Dark Helmet:
President Skroob: Planet Druidia and ten thousand years of freah air.
Dark Helmet(to Col Sandurz): The way he runs things it won't last a hundred.
-President Skroob, Dark Helmet
Dark Helmet(to Col Sandurz): The way he runs things it won't last a hundred.
-President Skroob, Dark Helmet
2740
Dark Helmet/The Bearded Lady:
D: "Who are you?/ T.B.L: "I am The Bearded Lady. Who are you...One of the FREAKS?"
-Dark Helmet/The Bearded Lady
-Dark Helmet/The Bearded Lady
2739
Col. Sanderz:
Instant cassettes! They are released, before the movie is finished!
-Col. Sanderz
-Col. Sanderz
2738
Lonestar, Princess Vespa, Barf, Priest:
Priest: I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is but I'm gonna marry somebody today. (to Barf) Who are you?
Barf: I'm the best man.
Priest: What's your name?
Barf: Barf.
Priest: Your full name.
Barf: Bartholomew.
Priest: Are
-Lonestar, Princess Vespa, Barf, Priest
Barf: I'm the best man.
Priest: What's your name?
Barf: Barf.
Priest: Your full name.
Barf: Bartholomew.
Priest: Are
-Lonestar, Princess Vespa, Barf, Priest
2737
Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet:
Col: Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you ought to buckle up?
Dark Helmet: Aw, buckle this.
-Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet
Dark Helmet: Aw, buckle this.
-Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet
2736
President Skroob:
The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
-President Skroob
-President Skroob
2735
Radar Technician:
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps and I've lost the creeps.
-Radar Technician
-Radar Technician
2734
Dark Helmet:
Have you found anything yet? (Crew)We aint found Shit?
-Dark Helmet
-Dark Helmet
2733
Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob:
Suck...Suck...SUCK!
-Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob
-Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob
