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    2752
      we need to go fasterthan hyper speed. Jump straight to ludicris speed
      -Dark helmet
      2751
        Dot Matrix: Who are you?
        Barf: Baaarf!
        Dot Matrix: Not in here mister this is a Mercerdes!
        2750
          Barf / Lonestar: It's Spaceball 1, they've gone plaid!
          2749
            Restaurant Patron: "Oh no not again!"
            2748
              Colonel Sandurz:
              No, sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!
              -Colonel Sandurz
              2747
                President Skroob:
                "How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?!
                [Dark Helmet raises the faceplate and sticks his tongue out at President Skroob]
                -President Skroob
                2746
                  Dark Helmet:
                  What's your name? Asshole. How many Assholes do I have here? Great, I'm surrounded by Assholes.
                  -Dark Helmet
                  2745
                    Ape:
                    Spaceballs...there goes the planet.
                    -Ape
                    2744
                      Lonestar:
                      Listen! On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot'. Not 'you captain'.
                      -Lonestar
                      2743
                        Colonel Sanders to Dark Helment:
                        Col Sanders- "Ya see see sir we're at now,now. Everything that's happening now is happening now. Dark Helment: Go back to then! Col Sanders: We missed it. Dark Helment: When? Col Sanders Just now! Dark Helment: When will then be now? Col Sanders: SOON!
                        -Colonel Sanders to Dark Helment
                        2742
                          yoghurt:
                          please enough with the wonderful i'm just plain yoghurt
                          -yoghurt
                          2741
                            President Skroob, Dark Helmet:
                            President Skroob: Planet Druidia and ten thousand years of freah air.

                            Dark Helmet(to Col Sandurz): The way he runs things it won't last a hundred.
                            -President Skroob, Dark Helmet
                            2740
                              Dark Helmet/The Bearded Lady:
                              D: "Who are you?/ T.B.L: "I am The Bearded Lady. Who are you...One of the FREAKS?"
                              -Dark Helmet/The Bearded Lady
                              2739
                                Col. Sanderz:
                                Instant cassettes! They are released, before the movie is finished!
                                -Col. Sanderz
                                2738
                                  Lonestar, Princess Vespa, Barf, Priest:
                                  Priest: I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is but I'm gonna marry somebody today. (to Barf) Who are you?

                                  Barf: I'm the best man.

                                  Priest: What's your name?

                                  Barf: Barf.

                                  Priest: Your full name.

                                  Barf: Bartholomew.

                                  Priest: Are
                                  -Lonestar, Princess Vespa, Barf, Priest
                                  2737
                                    Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet:
                                    Col: Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you ought to buckle up?

                                    Dark Helmet: Aw, buckle this.
                                    -Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet
                                    2736
                                      President Skroob:
                                      The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
                                      -President Skroob
                                      2735
                                        Radar Technician:
                                        I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps and I've lost the creeps.
                                        -Radar Technician
                                        2734
                                          Dark Helmet:
                                          Have you found anything yet? (Crew)We aint found Shit?
                                          -Dark Helmet
                                          2733
                                            Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob:
                                            Suck...Suck...SUCK!
                                            -Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob