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    2772
      Dark Helmet: "So the combination is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
      2771
        Princess Vespa: "I am Princess Vespa. Daughter of Roland, king of the Druids."
        Lonestar: "Oh... that's all we need. A Druish princess."
        Barf: (looks at camera) "Funny. She doesn't look Druish."
        2770
          Dark Helmet: " Your Preparing, your always preparing, just Go!
          2769
            "I bet she gives great helmet!"- Dark Helmet
            2768
              What's the matter Kernel Sanders... chicken!
              -Dark Helmet
              2767
                Barf: Water Water
                Robot:Oil Oil
                Princess:Room Service Room Service
                2766
                  Newscaster: "Coming up: Pongo's review of 'Rocky 5...Thousand!"
                  2765
                    Lonestar- dim the lights!
                    Barf-dimming the lights!
                    Lonestar- switch to infrared!
                    Barf-switching to infrared!
                    Lonestar- And pray to God.
                    Barf-praying to God!
                    2764
                      Vespa: What's your name?
                      Barf: BAAARRRFF!!!
                      Dot: Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes
                      2763
                        Dark Helmet: "There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... (pulls visor down) Lone Star!"
                        2762
                          Pizza The Hutt: (On Lone Starr's video-phone) "Well, if it isn't Lone Starr and his sidekick Puke!"

                          Barf: "Um...That's *Barf*."

                          Pizza The Hutt: "Barf, Puke, Whatever!"
                          2761
                            Ship's Computer: Self-destruct will commence in T-10, 9, 8, 6.
                            Dark Mask: You forgot 7.
                            Ship's Computer: Just kidding. 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
                            2760
                              Commanderette Zircon: "President Skroob!"

                              Skroob: (At the urinal) "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME ON THIS WALL! This is an unlisted wall!"
                              2759
                                Lone Star: "Just what we need: a Druish princess"
                                Barf: "Funny... She doesn't look Jewish..."
                                2758
                                  Keep firing assholes

                                  - Dark Helmet
                                  2757
                                    Lone Starr: (When he and his friends are awakened by The Dinks) "Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?"
                                    2756
                                      Princess Vespa: "My hair! He shot my hair! Son-of-a-bitch! (Shoots the laser gun and takes out several guards).

                                      Barf: "HOLY SHIT!"
                                      2755
                                        Dark Helmet: Come back, you fat bearded bitch!
                                        2754
                                          Colonel Sandurz: "They must have hyper-jets on that thing".
                                          Dark Helmet: "And what do we got on this thing, a CUISINART!?"
                                          2753
                                            Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck.....
                                            -The Evil Trio